A/n:
Ok, if you're wondering about the title, it has absolutely
nothing
whatsoever to do with the general plot, I simply could not think of a
name
and
therefore decided to base it on the time (Aft Majora's and Ocarina,
but strangely
everyone
remembers everything). Well, this is my first Zelda ff... here
goes...
The
boy awoke with a start. He searched around, his eyes darting from one
object to the next. By the looks of it, he was in a bar... a very
dark bar. He jumped to
feet
quickly, alert. That was about the time he realized he had a
smashing
headache. The boy dropped back to the ground unconscious.
The boy awoke with a start. He still had a splitting headache. He slowly raised himself off the ground, taking slow steps, feeling his surroundings. Suddenly, he felt his hand touch something hairy... something moving, something... spider-like. The boy took one look at the tarantula on his hand and was down and out once again.
The
boy awoke with a start. He lay on the ground, waiting for his eyes to
focus properly.
Something
on the ceiling was starting to take shape. Something... heavy
looking. Something... that was about to fall on his head...
"BAM!"
The boy awoke with a start.
"Oh,
come on!" all of a sudden, he felt a bright light hit his face.
As he slowly
re-re-adjusted
his eyes, he swore he could see the figure of someone shadowed by the
light. Someone who was holding an axe.
"Oh
that is it." The boy got up, headache taken over by frustration,
pushed the person (who happened to be an axe murderer)
aside,
and made his way out of what he now realized was... a bar. What a
surprise. As the sun shone on Link's face, he rubbed his eyes,
wondering how on earth he had ended up in that particularly odd
situation.
A/N: Ok, I get the point. But it's my first one! Well, I guess that isn't much of an excuse for crappy humour... well, if you think it's worth it, review this and gasp I might just continue writing it.