I saw a poor girl getting bullied outside of the dorm entrance today...
"And don't think I'm blind, I see everything, EVERYTHING!" David Madsen, security guard and worst kind too. The bully of Blackwell? Well, Nathan Prescott's up there...
She was so helpless, I wanted to take a picture, but she was also very cute trembling like a bunny rabbit. I NEEDED to take action.
"Hey, leave bunny rabbi- Kate alone!" Shit! I almost let my secret pet name slip. I fear I was blushing as soon as I spoke. Very threatening~
"Excusez moi?" They both stared wide-eyed at me. David Madsen approached and I tried not to be afraid. Truth is, this guy always scared me... I think he was a hawk in another life.
"Hey, nobody's bullying anybody!" David Madsen, defending himself like a classic bully. He even bounced his finger off my chest and made me fall backwards a bit. I could tell bunny rab- damnit- Kate was paralyzed with fear. I glared at him.
"I didn't say you were bullying her!" Yet... Paranoid ass.
"Well good, I'm not. Now give me $20!" He says. Did I hear correct?
"What?" I'm confused.
"Did I stutter camera girl?!" Okay, this is weird... He eyes Kate. "You too, let's hustle!"
"Okay..." Gosh, I was not prepared for this. Sorry Kate!
"Wait! I'll give you 40- one for me and her." I am not helping. David pauses like he's thinking it over. I know he doesn't think!
"No, you can just give me 40!" Shit...
"Later losers~" David rides away on a motorcycle... What just happened.
"Thanks Max, I think you helped a bit..." Sweet Kate, the optimist.
"I'm sorry I shoulda took a pic!" I apologize so uncoolly. Oh man, now she knows I'm uncool...
"No, if you did that, I woulda thought you were just another coward who couldn't even TRY to stand up to a bully!" Damn...
"Well, you're welcome. I gotta go give Warren his hard-on, I mean flash drive now..." I pull the drive outta my pants, pocket. Why'd I think that was funny?! Stupid Max! Dumb Caulfield!
"Kay Max... Uh, see you for tea later?" Kate blushes. Kawaii!
"What do you think?" I raise a brow as I turn back in that very cool style people go on about. You know the one that doesn't make you look dumb or like a nutcase...
"Yes?" Kate questions. I just nod and run away before she changes her mind.