Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck... it is owned by some guy named Hussie who lives on either Derse or Prospit... or is it the dream bubbles now? You tell me...
I wrote this little one shot due to my fascination with John and Dave, if you do not like Yaoi, sorry, you don't need to read this.
"What the hell…"
"What?"
"Who's elbow is poking my back?"
Soft laughter echoed in the pitch black elevator, "That was my ass…"
"Will you two cut it out?"
"It isn't us." Two voices piped up, they were almost next to each other.
"HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP IN HERE WITH YOU IDIOTS?"
"Calm down, I am sure they are working on getting us out of here."
"What was that?"
"What?"
"That sound."
"What did it sound like Kanaya?"
"Like an animal panting…"
"Is that your tongue Terezi?"
"Where?"
"On my neck, who is licking my neck?"
"It's not me."
"WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU HUMANS HAVING SLOPPY MAKE OUT SESSIONS NOW?"
"Will you stop yelling Karkat?"
"JADE, I WILL NOT HAVE YOU TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO."
"Oh yeah… mmm…"
"OH GOD… WHO IS IT THAT IS MAKING JOHN SOUND THAT WAY?"
"I think Karkat is jealous."
"I AM NOT JEALOUS YOU BLIND IDIOT."
"So who is licking John's neck?"
"WILL YOU ALL STOP YOUR SLOPPY MAKEOUT SESSION LONG ENOUGH TO GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?"
"Karkat, just calm down."
"Let's try to open that hatch."
"What hatch?"
"That one up there; and here I thought I was the blind one, I am the only one who can see the hatch?"
"Stop it…"
"Stop what?"
"Dave what are you doing?"
"Oh it was Dave!"
"OH GOD, I JUST WANNA FORGET THIS DAY."
"Dave made his move on John?"
"Yeah."
The elevator was once more plunged into silence other than some odd kissing sounds and soft moans.
"OH GOD, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING… THIS IS JUST SOME IDIOTIC DREAM I AM HAVING, EVERYONE WILL WAKE UP SOON AND FIND OUT THIS IS JUST A FUCKING DREAM."
"Karkat, grow up."
"Yeah Karkat, let John and Dave have their moment."
"Will someone push the start button?"
"Are you telling me that this elevator has a start button?"
"Yeah…"