Hello all! Just wanted to get this story out! I iked the idea of Nerdward and thought to make my own story!It's gonna be pretty friggin' cute if you ask me.

They're all in college. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are seniors, and Alice, Rose, and Bella are juniors. Though this first chapter only introduces three of them, they're all included in the story.

Sorry for any mistakes!

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer is the owner of the magnificent saga.

Edward POV

Eddie. What a stupid name. Who calls someone that? Obviously someone who has bad hearing and no respect for anyone but themselves...such are the characteristics of my sister, Mary Alice, or Alice as she likes to be called. She's not a bad person, I swear to you, she just maybe likes to meddle in everyone's business. Being a year older than her, you'd think she'd just leave me alone, but no, she wouldn't be her if she didn't...

You may be wondering why I'm ranting about her, well, let's just say I'm the target for her meddling, and her dart is gunning straight for my bull's eye.

Meet me, Forks' very own mega-nerd, or King of the Nerds, as I so lovingly dubbed myself. I fit the quota to a tee. Black wire-rimmed glasses, plaid shirts, and jeans that are bleached so much they could stand on their own. I lived with the way I was. Actually, I was fine with it. It got me through life, unnoticed, well most of the time, and I was content, but Alice was hell bent on giving me a make-over. I swear that girl needs a chill pill, because she never failed to practically beg me everyday for one. A couple of times I almost relented, but I kept vehemently declining, and would stalk off to my room to play WoW. Besides, there was only one person in the world who understood me.

BrownEyedGirl913. My own personal savior.

I'd been playing Black Ops one night, no, I don't just play WoW, when one player in particular kept killing me. It was driving me insane. I'd quickly typed into the little textbox thing.

Quit killing me, Brown.

Her only response were a bunch of Haha's. I mean, how much more annoying could that be. I'd tried to kill her before she killed me, but, it never worked; I was always too slow. Frustrated, I'd logged off the game, and settled for going to the forums. But, after every comment I posted, Brown, would have to come and comment on my comment. Fed up, I'd confronted her.

What is your problem?

I'd asked, after she'd commented on my post. She was driving me nuts, and she was a girl, for crying out loud! Who was she to come and irritate the hell out of me on a guys game. Impatiently, I drummed my fingers along my desk, waiting for her response.

I have no problem. ;)

She'd answered back after an agonizingly slow two minutes. That little winky face did it. My pent up anger let loose.

You conniving little twit! Who do you think you are, Barack Obama?

After I sent that, I kind of felt bad. I usually was very well mannered and never used those kinds of words with anyone, but the more I thought about it, the more angrier I became.

Last time I checked, this was a free country, bub. But what do you say we take this convo to a more appropriate venue. Here's my email.

And I don't know what possessed me to, maybe it was just that I wanted to speak my mind, but I emailed her, and she took all of my insults with ease. Calmly replying with jokes and the like. Soon enough, I was making jokes along side her, and we started im-ing, and talking daily. She'd become my closest friend. She knew all about my nerdiness, and the things I did and didn't like. She understood me, and didn't judge me. I could be myself around her. Nerdy, WoW playing, Lord Of The Rings reading Edward, and she would still talk to me, that's what I loved about her. Sadly, though, she lived in Pheonix, while I was stuck here in boring, little Forks. It wasn't fair in the slightest.

Whipping my head back toward my desk, I strode over to my chair and, plopped down onto it, logging into my email.

BrownEyedGirl913: Hey. (:

NerdyEd620: Sup, B?

BrownEyedGirl913: Nothin' much, just listening to my mom 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the pottery she attempted to make in class today. Key word: Attempted.

NerdyEd620: Sounds interesting. At least your sister isn't trying to sell your face and wardrobe.

BrownEyedGirl913: She's still trying to give you a makeover?

NerdyEd620: Yes! I know, pathetic, huh?

BrownEyedGirl913: I'm glad you said it. ;)

NerdyEd620: Are you calling my sister pathetic?

BrownEyedGirl913: Hey, hey! Those words came from your fingers. Ha.

NerdyEd620: Oh, you're just the cleverest thing since sliced bread!

BrownEyedGirl913: I try, I try. :P

NerdyEd620: So, how's the desert?

BrownEyedGirl913: I don't live in the desert, E! No one can! They'd die of starvation and dehydration! How many times do I have to tell you!

NerdyEd620: Gosh, B. Calm down, I was just kidding. Man, women take stuff too seriously.

BrownEyedGirl913: Well, you shouldn't have said it...now you have to apologize!

NerdyEd620: You've got to be kidding me!

BrownEyedGirl913: 5 seconds, or I'm logging off!

NerdyEd620: Are you serious?

BrownEyedGirl913: 5..

NerdyEd620: B, come on!

BrownEyedGirl913: 4...

NerdyEd620: B?

BrownEyedGirl913: 3...

NerdyEd620: Alright, alright. I, NerdyEd620, apologize sincerely for making that snide remark. Happy now?

BrownEyedGirl913: Ecstatic. But, I relly do have to go, my mom wants me to join her for baking class. Help me!

NerdyEd620: No can do, B. Bake me a cake though, will you?

BrownEyedGirl913: Goodbye, Asshole.

NerdyEd620: Haha. Bye, B.

BrownEyedGirl913 logged off.

I must've stared at that screen for hours. How could one little measly banter between me and this mystery woman make my whole damn day?

I rose from my chair with a cheesy grin on my face, just waiting for the next chance that we got to talk again.

Well, there you have it! I'm really gonna like this story. BUUUUUUUT, if people don't, then this will be made into a one-shot.

This chapter's short because I just wanted to see if people would like it. Like I said, if people don't like it...well, you just read it. Haha.

Please review! I would love to know if you guys liked it or not!

xoxo,

TTP (: