Home at Last
Chapter 1
By Shani
rating: PG/PG13 NON SLASH!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings I can wish though. I do own Shani, JFy, Arnova, A.J. and Zampell. And just incase I don't own the YMCA as well
Home at last!" was the thought that echoed through the crown prince of the Mirkwood elves mind as he gazed upon his father's hall. Smiling slightly at the "noise" that signaled that Gimli the dwarf had fallen of his horse again he bent down to help his fallen friend up on to the indignant horse." I don't understand why we must be going this way when we could just go by the normal palace roads!" Gimli grumbled. "If you knew what I knew of the swooning maidens of Mirkwood you would in agree with me my dear dwarf." was the reply. "You can't be that good with the ladies!" the dwarf said amusement in his voice. He stepped discreetly inside the palace and was about to make his way up to his father's office... "Beauty is a curse." said the elf laughingly till they came to the hall. "Really now, and I suppose it your curse alone Legolas Greenleaf?" said a teasing voice. They both spun around to see Elladan and Elrohir leaning against the wall," Welcome Legolas "they said bowing in the elven way. Legolas grinned if they were there here then was Arwen and Aragorn and that meant news of Gondor and hunting companions Thandriul the King of Mirkwood elves was getting old the stress and strain of keeping a kingdom together was beginning to show on his fair elven features suddenly he heard a soft knock on his door. Frowning he raised his voice and said" Come in Come in." The door creaked open and he was amazed to see his long lost son and supposedly dead son. "Legolas?" he said to the smiling figure. "Father I am home." he said embracing the King. Legolas sat down and they continued to talk of things Legolas was made to recite everything that he remembered from the quest. "I bid you leave to jest with your friends Elrond's children are here as is The White Wizards daughter Shangathni Mithrandir who has brought her friend Julia Finnenan Yasmine." The King said. Before he turned to leave Thandriul murmured "Shangathni Mithlandur and her friend Finnenan Yasmine are not ordinary maidens by far and are well acquainted with Elrond's bloodline
." Nodding his understanding Legolas made his way down to the castle common room and got tackled by a waiting Elladan. "Oomph!" he said as he got the wind knocked out of him." At last he comes! "Hailed Gimli. " Greetings were thrown around and of course everyone except Aragorn and Arwen wished to hear of the battle of the One Ring that was told of by Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. Then the door burst open and a gorgeous young girl looking 19 entered the room quite out of breath and heaving accompanied by another of possibly same age and beauty. The first girl was clutching and leaning heavily on a staff, noting these occupants of the room decided that she was undoubtedly the daughter of Gandalf the White. To Elladan she had long black hair with splashes of gold here and there; her complexion was a slight Mediterranean tan with mysterious amber or was it gold eyes plus her lips and body were full and remarkably well shaped. The other had a lighter tan to her body and large eyes she too was a beauty but in her own comical sort of way, while her hair was medium brown with whitish blond highlights in it. Shangathni surveyed the elves and humans standing and staring at her and Finnenan Yasmine. "Greetings children of Elrond and Thangriul, and King Aragorn son of Arathorn the second." She murmured bowing to them. Finnenan Yasmine in all her confusion tried to curtsy, wobbling laboriously on two bent legs she managed to crash into Shangathni who than crashed into Elladan and they all pretty much ended up in a huge pile on the floor. "Well this is interesting, but I think Elladan's rather enjoying the position he and the ladies are in." said Arwen much to the three on the floors dismay. At that laughter was heard around the room and Shangathni Mithlandur even though she had a lovely Mediterranean tan color came to those cheeks of hers. Untangling himself from Finnenan Yasmine Elladan shot back a reply "You are mistaken sister; today I am trying to be a "good boy!" Shaking his head Aragorn proceeded to lead Arwen out of the room while hiding a grin. "Aragorn why do leave with the lady in such haste, what matters are there that disrupt a reunion with good friends?" wheezed Gimli as he was still recovering from the siblings antics.
(Authors note: Elladan Elrohir and Arwen are all related, noting the fact that Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond half-elven and Arwen is their sister making her....you get the picture) "It's no secret, we are going to Buckland to meet Frodo and all for business purposes." said Aragorn quickly." Your mean you're going to go to Buckland, take me with you" squealed a certain lunchbox ranger nearly strangling Aragorn." Julia!!!" exclaimed a flustered Shangathni as she pried Julia off Aragorn in embarrassment. Grinning Legolas walked out and in to the villages of Mirkwood along with Elrond's sons, of course Shangathni and Julia who wished to see more of Mirkwood. They meandered about for a while until Elrohir told them he had to leave for a while. "This forest is beautiful, it has an ancient sense of power in it, yet it doesn't match that on Fanghorn. The forest of wild trees and..." Shangathni was cut off by Elladan who with all jest said" Well I have met many maidens before but I have never met an animate encyclopedia." To which Shangathni immediately shut her mouth. This caused Finnenan Yasmine to start cracking up"MWww Ha Ha Ha ho ho you say it Ella!" "What!" Cried Shangathni Mithlandur," Traitor I thought you were on my side!" Then Legolas said confusedly" Ella?" "Sire if you value your life do not say a word!" hissed Shangathni. The bickering continues until they approach a tall building, made of stone and wood intricately woven together to form a building. "There is the Mirkian factory where one type of elven way bread "Mirk Wood "is made." said Legolas. "How original." muttered Shangathni. "Pardon me did you say something?" asked Legolas suspiciously. Before Shangathni could say anything Elladan interjected playfully," She said that .. Hey" was the only thing that Elladan said as he was roughly put in to headlock position by Shangathni who at that moment was ready to kill him.
Legolas rolled his fair elven eyes. Then a voice called out" Ha there he is!" and before they could say a word they were surrounded by the fearsome Lunchbox raiders of Mordor!!!" Give us your lunch (Authors note: I am not Julia, what can I say?) "Stay back Ladies, yes even you Shani. "Said Elladan who was still in the vice grip of Shangathni. "What did you say?" said "Shani" tightening her grip on poor Elladan who turning an interesting shade of purple one, of Shangathni's favorite colors. "Friends we do not have anytime for these trifles. How dare you try and steal our lunch you evil people. " said Julia heroically as she cranked up her CD player to full blast with Tears for Fears "Everybody Wants to Rule the World '' on full blast then she proceeded to hit one of the raiders on the head with her lunchbox. Legolas raised an eyebrow at this not saying anything he whipped out his bow and arrow when, trumpets were heard and the raiders stooped their attack and said fearfully "It is he!" as really cheesy heroic music began to play. "Tis I A.J. Lunchbox Warrior, righter of wrongs and baker of the best cookies in all of Middle Earth!" said the odd figure clad in a red t-shirt with cargo pants. "Ooooooooo "said Finnenan Yasmine dreamily as Shangathni took out her spatula and started mincing people with it. "Goose "muttered Elladan as he started shooting arrows with Legolas. "What did you just call me" screeched Shangathni hotly. There was a dead silence then ... Elladan gets royally beaten up by Shangathni. "Aren't they supposed to fighting us? "Said the lunchbox raiders rather confused. "Guys calm down!" said Finnenan Yasmine. (Authors note: Finnenan Yasmine says this not because she gives a damn about Elladan only because she wants to look good in front of A.J. hint hint.) "Fists are flying Elladan's dying." sang A.J. with glee. Legolas backs away with his hands up. "That's actually pretty good you write annoying songs too?" asked Finnenan Yasmine with admiration in her voice. 'Nah, that I made up on the spur of the moment " said A.J. waving it off ,the lunchbox raiders backed off because they were all certain that they didn't wish to linger here around with a mad wizard's daughter and a lunchbox warrior. "You are going to feel that in the morning brother." said a laughing voice of Elrohir as he walked towards them a pretty elf with him. The lady elf had long dark brown hair , laughing forest green eyes , rosy lips pale skin but not too pale and a nice petite figure well suiting Elrohir tastes. "Who is the lady brother?" choked out Elladan as he was still in headlock, thankfully Shangathni was loosening her grip but still wanted for some reason to hang on to him. "My name is Ziendriel, daughter of Lord Adonis and Lady Evanar of Mirkwood." The elf said. "The bread?" asked A.J. Lunchbox Warrior with a smirk on his face. "No" said Ziendriel with a laugh "the place". "You half to admit these thing with you elf's dude it's totally weird. I mean the weird pointed ears and the fact is that you guys are so UN miffed I don't even know why I live here man!!! And you guys are. fashion heists!" said A.J. loudly forgetting the fact that he was in Mirkwood and he was insulting the high elves as well as the commoners. (Authors note: Ooooooooo he's in for it now!!!) "What did you say?" squeaked Elladan who was still massaging his neck. Legolas responded by notching an arrow to his bow ditto for Elrohir. Shangathni and Ziendriel were covering their mouths trying not to laugh. Suddenly a metal lunchbox flew out of nowhere and smote poor Elrohir on the head knocking the poor guy unconscious. Ziendriel screamed and rushed over to him catching him as he fell to the ground. "Lunchbox raiders?" asked Shangathni. "No I am your worst nightmare Lunchbox Ranger Zampell!!! Grrrr how dare you try and hurt my A.J.!!!!" the girl named Zampell stated with fury. "Lunchbox Ranger Zampell! Now wait here a second you! I am the only Lunchbox Ranger!!!!"
"What the lady says is indeed true, you must be some sort of an imposter speak quickly woman!!" said Legolas with an elvin prince attitude." Say what?!!!" screeched Zampell in fury. "I am the only lunchbox ranger. Know why because you can only be a ranger if your partner is a lunchbox warrior." and with this Zampell much to Finnenan Yasmine's dismay threw her arms around a blushing A.J. This of course made Finnenan Yasmine boil with anger but it was nothing to what Shani Mithlandur did. (Author's Note: Shani is the nickname for Shangathni Mithlandur as Arie is the nickname for Arnova Shadowfax Evenstride as is JFY for Julia Finnenan Yasmine!!) "How dare you cheat on woman? I don't care if you cheat on guys but-"at this A.J.'s eyes widened slightly. "You went out with a guy?' said Zampell looking. " Of course he didn't you gopher he's straight, I hope, anyhoo since you have led two girls on you shall suffer extreme pain!!!" A.J. covered his eyes and screamed" Mommmmmy!!!!!!!!!!" as a furious Shangathni Mithlandur flew at him with a spatula held high. Meanwhile the "twins" were feeling better thanks to Legolas's and Ziendriel's healing efforts. But put yourself in Elladan's position a crazy but beautiful teenager wizardries had royally beaten you up and now she was coming back for seconds Elladan just closed his eyes and muttered "Oh Elbreath " as the wind was knocked out of him again. Shangathni noticed suddenly that she was killing the wrong person"OMG!" the girl screeched loudly "Ella Elli speak to me darling are you okay?" noting what she had said Shangathni promptly smacked herself on the forehead." Tell me I just didn't say what I thought I said." She moaned looking at the nodding heads. "Well' said Zampell wanting to escape with her life and distract the wizardries from A.J. " Isn't that Elrond's son? I really don't think that he'd be overly thrilled that his son's dying so why don't we go back to the palace and throw the boy to the healers" suggested Zampell nervously ." I agree with Lady Zampell even though her rangernesss is questionable lets put doubt aside for this matter." said Legolas wisely. "Shani even though you are a wizardries could you refrain from killing my brother. This is ridiculous behavior, I will have you killed-"at this Elrohir paused " If it is even possible." a few collective snickering at this. This was however oblivious to Shangathni who was lost in her own world thinking to herself with her head bowed and leaning pathetically of JFy for support. "Why me? Why did daddy put me in this horrid sort of camp with Fellowship of the ring people and the High Eldar Elves and all I'd rather stay at the YwSa .At the Y. W. S. A. you know your magical at the Y. W. S. A. And I said Young Wizard what ya doing with those mortals Young Wizard please come and cast spells at the Y. W. S.A. aye that place was wicked cool!!" (Authors Note: Y. W. S. A. means author's mini note: Do you know how tired I am of typing Y. W. S. A.? Young Wizards Spell Casting Association - Grrriiiinnnnnnn!!!!)
As they reached the palace Finnenan Yasmine had a very uneasy feeling, she didn't know how to explain it but she knew that something not necessarily bad was gonna. An hour later she got her much desired answer. Her much desired answer consisted of one hell of an angry wizard, two seriously pissed of High Elves.
Well People that's for chapter one. Please read and review!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings I can wish though. I do own Shani, JFy, Arnova, A.J. and Zampell. And just incase I don't own the YMCA as well
Home at last!" was the thought that echoed through the crown prince of the Mirkwood elves mind as he gazed upon his father's hall. Smiling slightly at the "noise" that signaled that Gimli the dwarf had fallen of his horse again he bent down to help his fallen friend up on to the indignant horse." I don't understand why we must be going this way when we could just go by the normal palace roads!" Gimli grumbled. "If you knew what I knew of the swooning maidens of Mirkwood you would in agree with me my dear dwarf." was the reply. "You can't be that good with the ladies!" the dwarf said amusement in his voice. He stepped discreetly inside the palace and was about to make his way up to his father's office... "Beauty is a curse." said the elf laughingly till they came to the hall. "Really now, and I suppose it your curse alone Legolas Greenleaf?" said a teasing voice. They both spun around to see Elladan and Elrohir leaning against the wall," Welcome Legolas "they said bowing in the elven way. Legolas grinned if they were there here then was Arwen and Aragorn and that meant news of Gondor and hunting companions Thandriul the King of Mirkwood elves was getting old the stress and strain of keeping a kingdom together was beginning to show on his fair elven features suddenly he heard a soft knock on his door. Frowning he raised his voice and said" Come in Come in." The door creaked open and he was amazed to see his long lost son and supposedly dead son. "Legolas?" he said to the smiling figure. "Father I am home." he said embracing the King. Legolas sat down and they continued to talk of things Legolas was made to recite everything that he remembered from the quest. "I bid you leave to jest with your friends Elrond's children are here as is The White Wizards daughter Shangathni Mithrandir who has brought her friend Julia Finnenan Yasmine." The King said. Before he turned to leave Thandriul murmured "Shangathni Mithlandur and her friend Finnenan Yasmine are not ordinary maidens by far and are well acquainted with Elrond's bloodline
." Nodding his understanding Legolas made his way down to the castle common room and got tackled by a waiting Elladan. "Oomph!" he said as he got the wind knocked out of him." At last he comes! "Hailed Gimli. " Greetings were thrown around and of course everyone except Aragorn and Arwen wished to hear of the battle of the One Ring that was told of by Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. Then the door burst open and a gorgeous young girl looking 19 entered the room quite out of breath and heaving accompanied by another of possibly same age and beauty. The first girl was clutching and leaning heavily on a staff, noting these occupants of the room decided that she was undoubtedly the daughter of Gandalf the White. To Elladan she had long black hair with splashes of gold here and there; her complexion was a slight Mediterranean tan with mysterious amber or was it gold eyes plus her lips and body were full and remarkably well shaped. The other had a lighter tan to her body and large eyes she too was a beauty but in her own comical sort of way, while her hair was medium brown with whitish blond highlights in it. Shangathni surveyed the elves and humans standing and staring at her and Finnenan Yasmine. "Greetings children of Elrond and Thangriul, and King Aragorn son of Arathorn the second." She murmured bowing to them. Finnenan Yasmine in all her confusion tried to curtsy, wobbling laboriously on two bent legs she managed to crash into Shangathni who than crashed into Elladan and they all pretty much ended up in a huge pile on the floor. "Well this is interesting, but I think Elladan's rather enjoying the position he and the ladies are in." said Arwen much to the three on the floors dismay. At that laughter was heard around the room and Shangathni Mithlandur even though she had a lovely Mediterranean tan color came to those cheeks of hers. Untangling himself from Finnenan Yasmine Elladan shot back a reply "You are mistaken sister; today I am trying to be a "good boy!" Shaking his head Aragorn proceeded to lead Arwen out of the room while hiding a grin. "Aragorn why do leave with the lady in such haste, what matters are there that disrupt a reunion with good friends?" wheezed Gimli as he was still recovering from the siblings antics.
(Authors note: Elladan Elrohir and Arwen are all related, noting the fact that Elladan and Elrohir are the sons of Elrond half-elven and Arwen is their sister making her....you get the picture) "It's no secret, we are going to Buckland to meet Frodo and all for business purposes." said Aragorn quickly." Your mean you're going to go to Buckland, take me with you" squealed a certain lunchbox ranger nearly strangling Aragorn." Julia!!!" exclaimed a flustered Shangathni as she pried Julia off Aragorn in embarrassment. Grinning Legolas walked out and in to the villages of Mirkwood along with Elrond's sons, of course Shangathni and Julia who wished to see more of Mirkwood. They meandered about for a while until Elrohir told them he had to leave for a while. "This forest is beautiful, it has an ancient sense of power in it, yet it doesn't match that on Fanghorn. The forest of wild trees and..." Shangathni was cut off by Elladan who with all jest said" Well I have met many maidens before but I have never met an animate encyclopedia." To which Shangathni immediately shut her mouth. This caused Finnenan Yasmine to start cracking up"MWww Ha Ha Ha ho ho you say it Ella!" "What!" Cried Shangathni Mithlandur," Traitor I thought you were on my side!" Then Legolas said confusedly" Ella?" "Sire if you value your life do not say a word!" hissed Shangathni. The bickering continues until they approach a tall building, made of stone and wood intricately woven together to form a building. "There is the Mirkian factory where one type of elven way bread "Mirk Wood "is made." said Legolas. "How original." muttered Shangathni. "Pardon me did you say something?" asked Legolas suspiciously. Before Shangathni could say anything Elladan interjected playfully," She said that .. Hey" was the only thing that Elladan said as he was roughly put in to headlock position by Shangathni who at that moment was ready to kill him.
Legolas rolled his fair elven eyes. Then a voice called out" Ha there he is!" and before they could say a word they were surrounded by the fearsome Lunchbox raiders of Mordor!!!" Give us your lunch (Authors note: I am not Julia, what can I say?) "Stay back Ladies, yes even you Shani. "Said Elladan who was still in the vice grip of Shangathni. "What did you say?" said "Shani" tightening her grip on poor Elladan who turning an interesting shade of purple one, of Shangathni's favorite colors. "Friends we do not have anytime for these trifles. How dare you try and steal our lunch you evil people. " said Julia heroically as she cranked up her CD player to full blast with Tears for Fears "Everybody Wants to Rule the World '' on full blast then she proceeded to hit one of the raiders on the head with her lunchbox. Legolas raised an eyebrow at this not saying anything he whipped out his bow and arrow when, trumpets were heard and the raiders stooped their attack and said fearfully "It is he!" as really cheesy heroic music began to play. "Tis I A.J. Lunchbox Warrior, righter of wrongs and baker of the best cookies in all of Middle Earth!" said the odd figure clad in a red t-shirt with cargo pants. "Ooooooooo "said Finnenan Yasmine dreamily as Shangathni took out her spatula and started mincing people with it. "Goose "muttered Elladan as he started shooting arrows with Legolas. "What did you just call me" screeched Shangathni hotly. There was a dead silence then ... Elladan gets royally beaten up by Shangathni. "Aren't they supposed to fighting us? "Said the lunchbox raiders rather confused. "Guys calm down!" said Finnenan Yasmine. (Authors note: Finnenan Yasmine says this not because she gives a damn about Elladan only because she wants to look good in front of A.J. hint hint.) "Fists are flying Elladan's dying." sang A.J. with glee. Legolas backs away with his hands up. "That's actually pretty good you write annoying songs too?" asked Finnenan Yasmine with admiration in her voice. 'Nah, that I made up on the spur of the moment " said A.J. waving it off ,the lunchbox raiders backed off because they were all certain that they didn't wish to linger here around with a mad wizard's daughter and a lunchbox warrior. "You are going to feel that in the morning brother." said a laughing voice of Elrohir as he walked towards them a pretty elf with him. The lady elf had long dark brown hair , laughing forest green eyes , rosy lips pale skin but not too pale and a nice petite figure well suiting Elrohir tastes. "Who is the lady brother?" choked out Elladan as he was still in headlock, thankfully Shangathni was loosening her grip but still wanted for some reason to hang on to him. "My name is Ziendriel, daughter of Lord Adonis and Lady Evanar of Mirkwood." The elf said. "The bread?" asked A.J. Lunchbox Warrior with a smirk on his face. "No" said Ziendriel with a laugh "the place". "You half to admit these thing with you elf's dude it's totally weird. I mean the weird pointed ears and the fact is that you guys are so UN miffed I don't even know why I live here man!!! And you guys are. fashion heists!" said A.J. loudly forgetting the fact that he was in Mirkwood and he was insulting the high elves as well as the commoners. (Authors note: Ooooooooo he's in for it now!!!) "What did you say?" squeaked Elladan who was still massaging his neck. Legolas responded by notching an arrow to his bow ditto for Elrohir. Shangathni and Ziendriel were covering their mouths trying not to laugh. Suddenly a metal lunchbox flew out of nowhere and smote poor Elrohir on the head knocking the poor guy unconscious. Ziendriel screamed and rushed over to him catching him as he fell to the ground. "Lunchbox raiders?" asked Shangathni. "No I am your worst nightmare Lunchbox Ranger Zampell!!! Grrrr how dare you try and hurt my A.J.!!!!" the girl named Zampell stated with fury. "Lunchbox Ranger Zampell! Now wait here a second you! I am the only Lunchbox Ranger!!!!"
"What the lady says is indeed true, you must be some sort of an imposter speak quickly woman!!" said Legolas with an elvin prince attitude." Say what?!!!" screeched Zampell in fury. "I am the only lunchbox ranger. Know why because you can only be a ranger if your partner is a lunchbox warrior." and with this Zampell much to Finnenan Yasmine's dismay threw her arms around a blushing A.J. This of course made Finnenan Yasmine boil with anger but it was nothing to what Shani Mithlandur did. (Author's Note: Shani is the nickname for Shangathni Mithlandur as Arie is the nickname for Arnova Shadowfax Evenstride as is JFY for Julia Finnenan Yasmine!!) "How dare you cheat on woman? I don't care if you cheat on guys but-"at this A.J.'s eyes widened slightly. "You went out with a guy?' said Zampell looking. " Of course he didn't you gopher he's straight, I hope, anyhoo since you have led two girls on you shall suffer extreme pain!!!" A.J. covered his eyes and screamed" Mommmmmy!!!!!!!!!!" as a furious Shangathni Mithlandur flew at him with a spatula held high. Meanwhile the "twins" were feeling better thanks to Legolas's and Ziendriel's healing efforts. But put yourself in Elladan's position a crazy but beautiful teenager wizardries had royally beaten you up and now she was coming back for seconds Elladan just closed his eyes and muttered "Oh Elbreath " as the wind was knocked out of him again. Shangathni noticed suddenly that she was killing the wrong person"OMG!" the girl screeched loudly "Ella Elli speak to me darling are you okay?" noting what she had said Shangathni promptly smacked herself on the forehead." Tell me I just didn't say what I thought I said." She moaned looking at the nodding heads. "Well' said Zampell wanting to escape with her life and distract the wizardries from A.J. " Isn't that Elrond's son? I really don't think that he'd be overly thrilled that his son's dying so why don't we go back to the palace and throw the boy to the healers" suggested Zampell nervously ." I agree with Lady Zampell even though her rangernesss is questionable lets put doubt aside for this matter." said Legolas wisely. "Shani even though you are a wizardries could you refrain from killing my brother. This is ridiculous behavior, I will have you killed-"at this Elrohir paused " If it is even possible." a few collective snickering at this. This was however oblivious to Shangathni who was lost in her own world thinking to herself with her head bowed and leaning pathetically of JFy for support. "Why me? Why did daddy put me in this horrid sort of camp with Fellowship of the ring people and the High Eldar Elves and all I'd rather stay at the YwSa .At the Y. W. S. A. you know your magical at the Y. W. S. A. And I said Young Wizard what ya doing with those mortals Young Wizard please come and cast spells at the Y. W. S.A. aye that place was wicked cool!!" (Authors Note: Y. W. S. A. means author's mini note: Do you know how tired I am of typing Y. W. S. A.? Young Wizards Spell Casting Association - Grrriiiinnnnnnn!!!!)
As they reached the palace Finnenan Yasmine had a very uneasy feeling, she didn't know how to explain it but she knew that something not necessarily bad was gonna. An hour later she got her much desired answer. Her much desired answer consisted of one hell of an angry wizard, two seriously pissed of High Elves.
Well People that's for chapter one. Please read and review!!