Nicholas: I have no excuse for this. Aside from it being fun and vaguely adorable.
Disclaimer: I'm not that crazy. I'm only this crazy. That? That's all them.
Rating: K+...language
Baker Street
Come at once if convenient
SH
If inconvenient come anyway
SH
Could be dangerous
SH
We're out of milk
SH
I'll pick some up on my way home.
JW
We're out of milk again
SH
Okay, I'll get some.
JW
We're out of milk again
SH
I'm upstairs.
JW
Why did you have to text me?
Just come up and tell me.
JW
Phone was closer
SH
You texted back
SH
We're out of jam
SH
Would it kill you to do the shopping just once?
JW
Possibly
SH
-_-
JW
Good morning John
SH
…Uh, good morning, Sherlock.
JW
Pass me my phone?
SH
Sure, just give me a minute.
JW
Wait…
JW
:)
SH
Did you just make a joke?
JW
:D
SH
That is a big smile
SH
Mrs. Hudson showed me
SH
Congratulations.
JW
We're out of milk again
SH
I'm going to pick up take away
on my way home.
JW
Any preference?
JW
Chinese
Chow mein please
SH
Please?
JW
Before you ask,
I've picked up milk.
On my way home.
JW
Thank you
SH
Are you okay?
JW
Need jam too
SH
…Damn it.
JW
Happy Valentine's Day, John
SH
You too, Sherlock. :)
JW
Be my Valentine?
SH
What? Really?
JW
Yes
SH
Okay, sure.
JW
Dinner?
SH
I'll meet you at Angelo's in twenty.
JW
The usual seat?
SH
Yes.
JW
With a candle?
SH
John?
SH
Yes, Sherlock.
With a candle.
JW
I love you
SH
I thought you said that
love is a disadvantage.
JW
You're the exception
SH
Is that okay?
SH
That's fine. :)
JW
False alarm, Mrs. Hudson's fine.
JW
You probably already knew that, though.
JW
On my way to Bart's.
Answer your phone!
JW
Sherlock Holmes!
Answer the damn phone!
JW
I bought milk.
JW
Whoever has this number now,
please disregard that last message.
I forget sometimes that this isn't
his phone anymore.
JW
It's alright.
Where's my gun?
JW
Christ, sorry, forgot again.
JW
Don't worry about it.
He used to take my gun.
JW
Drove me nuts looking for
it once.
JW
Sorry, you probably don't care,
I'll stop texting you.
JW
No you won't.
I don't mind.
Happy Valentine's Day.
JW
Again, sorry!
JW
No worries, you too.
I'm surprised you haven't
blocked my number yet.
JW
I almost killed myself.
JW
I'm glad you didn't.
He died last year today.
JW
I still can't get rid of his
damn skull.
JW
The one he kept, not his actual
skull.
JW
Sorry.
JW
Stop apologizing.
I'm not dead
SH
Let's have dinner
SH
John?
SH
It's been you this whole time?
JW
…Yes
SH
You son of a bitch.
JW
I had to fake my death
To stop Moriarty from killing you
SH
I don't givee a rat's ass what
you felt you vhad to do!
JW
You shoulfd have told me,
you BASTARD!
JW
You know I couldn't
SH
John?
SH
John, please respond
SH
Answer your phone
SH
John!
SH
I'm sorry
SH
The stars are lovely tonight
SH
Went to Angelo's
Usual table
With a candle
SH
I missed you every day
SH
I still miss you
SH
I love you
SH
I love you
SH
You used periods.
JW
What?
SH
So I wouldn't know it was you.
You put periods at the ends of your
sentences instead of leaving them
off like you normally do.
JW
I had to, John
SH
Are you still angry with me?
SH
No.
JW
Can I come home now?
SH
Yes.
JW
Bring milk.
JW
I love you, too.
JW