Disclaimer: I do not own 5D's or "Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport"

There's a Turbo Duelist, lying, dying
And he gets himself up on one elbow
And he turns to his competition, who are all gathered 'round him
And he says:

Watch me Vice Dragon feed, mate
Watch me Vice Dragon feed
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me Vice Dragon feed

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Keep me Red Dragon Archfiend cool, Curl
Keep me Red Dragon Archfiend cool
Don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me Red Dragon Archfiend cool

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Take me Dark Resonator back, Jack
Take me Dark Resonator back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me Dark Resonator back

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Let me duels go loose, Lou
Let me duels go loose
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me duels go loose

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Mind me Yusei, oh F*** , Bill
Mind me Yusei, oh F***
Don't let him go running amok, Bill
Just mind me Yusei, oh, F***

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Play your Trap cards too, Kiryu
Play your Trap cards too
Uh, like, keep playing while I shoot through, Kiryu…
Play your Spell cards, too!

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Take me deck when I'm dead, Fred
Take me deck when I'm dead
So we took his deck when he died, Clyde
And that's it hanging on the shed

All together now
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down
Tie me Jack Atlas down, sport
Tie me Jack Atlas down

Crow feels left out…