Holy cow, Steph wrote a drabble that is of actual drabble length (even with A/N)... Guess the world really is ending...
So, happy Klaine week! I posted this to Tumblr, but I decided I liked it so brought it here too :D
Set post-Michael, post-eye surgery, somewhere in the hallways of McKinley.
Hope you enjoy!
CRASH!
"Owww…"
"To quote Jeff," Kurt gripped Blaine firmly by the elbow, helping him back to his feet. "You're such a dag!"
"It's not my fault I have no longer have any depth perception," Blaine grumbled, dusting a few ripped pieces of paper from his jacket.
"You actually mean to suggest you had any to begin with?" Kurt winked over his shoulder as he straightened up the bin - the one into which Blaine had just tripped, Mean Girls style. "Honestly, Blaine, sweetie, you're better off with your feet on the back of a couch than the floor. And I don't even want to know how that's possible."
"Oh, thank God," Blaine whispered, leaning closer to his boyfriend so that the following words would remain his, and his alone. "I thought you were going to say I was better off on my back -"
"Blaine…"
"- all wet -"
"We're in public, Blaine!"
"- and sticky -"
"I'm going to class now."
"- animalistic -"
"Blaine Anderson. Stop."
"Awww, you're blushing! To continue. Stiff like a plank -"
"I'm walking away now."
"- half-naked…"
"Do you want to be -" Kurt stopped protesting as the words sunk in. "Wait. Only half-naked?"
That got his attention.
"- smelling of chlorine…" Blaine continued, smirking.
"Chlorine?" Now he just looked confused. "What are you talking about?"
"Synchronised swimming, of course." Blaine was trying not to laugh at Kurt's reaction. "Why? What were you thinking of?"
Kurt's face now resembled a tomato. "I… I…"
"Shut your mouth, Kurt. Someone might be tempted to stick something in there."
Kurt sighed, smacking Blaine on the head. "You're lucky I love you."
"You love me?"
"I love you."
"Because I'm a dag?"
Kurt grinned, pulling Blaine in for a kiss. "Because you're a dag."
I gotta do my usual endings... Like it? Hate it? Want me to be transformed into an actual, literal, dag? Please let me know!
Keep smiling! :D