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WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE AND MINOR NEJI AND SAKURA BASHING FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHARACTERS. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!
Swapped!
"Okay Ino, concentrate…" The blonde muttered, closing her eyes and bringing her hands up to her head. "Now try again…"
As her clan is famed for its abilities to invade other's minds, Ino was practising her newer jutsu. It would allow two people whose names begin with the same letter to swap personalities. As long as one of the subjects was visible, the jutsu should work.
"Relax…And now-"
"Ino-chan?"
"Damn!" She cussed, eyes snapping open. "What?"
"U-um I'm sorry I-Ino-chan…"
"Oh, Hinata! It's me who should be sorry!" Ino said, tapping the ground beside her. "I didn't mean to snap at ya!"
"It's okay." The Hyuuga heiress took a seat next to her friend. "What were you doing?"
The Yamanaka girl smiled, flicking her fringe out of her face. "I'm working on a new jutsu. Although…" Her tone dropped in annoyance. "No luck so far."
"D-don't worry! I'm sure you'll get it eventually!" Hinata patted Ino's shoulder comfortingly. "Why not try once more?"
Encouraged by the blunette's faith, Ino closed her eyes and brought her hands up to head for the millionth - or so it seemed - time and breathed out.
"Do you mind if I use you as a subject? I promise if anything happens, I'll cancel the jutsu straight away."
Hinata hesitated before answering. "Th-that's fine…I trust you."
"Then I'll begin." Her forehead creased as she focused on the letter 'H'.
The two girls sat in silence, waiting for any kind of reaction to take place. With no results.
"So…Do you feel any different?" Ino asked, her voice almost pleading as she opened her eyes to look at Hinata.
"N-no…I'm a-afraid that your technique d-didn't work...s-sorry Ino-chan." The Hyuuga heiress hedged timidly as she placed her hand back on the blonde's shoulder for a brief moment before standing up.
"It's alright." Came the other girl's reply, though her voice clearly denied her statement. "Not your fault."
Hinata shifted uneasily in her spot, thinking of what to say to make her friend feel better.
"Ino-chan. Don't give up though, I'm s-sure that if you try your best, you will succeed."
"Thank you Hinata-chan, I will try my best," Ino said, with a small smile which the Hyuuga girl returned.
"Good." She nodded in approval. "I should really get going; father will be wondering where I got to. Good luck Ino-chan!"
"Ha, thanks!" She gave a quiet laugh, settling down. "C'mon on Yamanaka, you can do this!"
(At the Hyuuga Compound)
"Hinata-sama, have you had a nice walk?"
"Oh, it was- Ouch!" A sharp pain suddenly shot across Hinata's head.
"Hinata-sama? What happened?" Neji rushed forwards, hands reaching to check if his cousin had a fever, only to have them slapped away.
"What the fuck are you doing you bastard? Keep your fucking hands away from me!"
Neji stood dumb struck, words barely getting past his lips. "H-Hinata-sama? W-what…"
"What are you lookin' at pansy? Get out of my fucking way before I stick my leg up your ass!" The female Hyuuga yelled, a wave of anger and confidence flooding her.
The male, unsure how to proceed simply stood in his spot and stared at the girl with wide eyes. "Y-y-you really shouldn't use…that sort of language, Hina-"
"The fuck is it to you? Now move outta my way before things get nasty." Hinata snapped, cutting him off. "By the way, get a fucking haircut, you look like a chick."
With these words said, Hinata pushed past Neji and stormed out of the house, back into Konoha.
"Hinata-chan!" Someone called, and a grinning pinkette invaded her line of vision.
"What the fu-"
"I was just heading to your house. I have the medicine your father wanted! Wanna catch a bite to eat after?"
"Fuck off. I can't believe that prick Naruto fell for a cunt like you!" She paused, scowling. "Speaking off, where the fuck is he? I need to make something clear to that bastard."
"Um…Are you feeling okay?"
"Never mind you whore, I'll look for him myself, why do I even bother asking a useless piece of shit like you? Now get the fuck out of my sight!"
Sakura blinked as an enraged Hinata stomped further into town.
(Meanwhile in the bat- uh...Akatsuki cave…)
"All I'm fucking saying Kakuzu is that you're- Damn!" The same sharp pain Hinata experienced hit our favourite Jashinist. "Y-you're an amazing person and y-you shouldn't let anyone put you d-down ever."
"…Hidan. What just came over you?" His money loving partner shot, turning to face him. "Stop taking the piss."
"M-me? But K-Kakuzu-san, I'm not doing anything," he replied, letting out a shriek and covering his chest with his cloak. "I…What am I w-wearing? I-I feel so exposed." He added, hiding his flushed face in embarrassment.
"Are you supposed to be taking meds? What the hell is up with you?" Kakuzu muttered, giving him a suspicious look.
"I'm perfectly fine, Kakuzu-san, r-really. How are you feeling?" Hidan asked with a small, gentle smile, twiddling his fingers nervously.
"…Do you realise how gay you seem right now? Even Tobi doesn't come this close."
"I-I'm so sorry! I didn't meant to offend you, Kakuzu-san...oh...um…J-Jashin-sama…"
"…That's it, I'm telling leader-sama." Kakuzu walked away from the other man to look for said person.
"A-ano, wait for m-me Kakuzu-san!"
"Come on! Oh geez…I'm too tired!" Ino complained, flopping back onto her bed, golden hair fanning out around her. "Who knew this jutsu could be so difficult? Gah! Just worrrrrrk!" She sighed. "Maybe Hina-chan wasn't right for it…I should try somebody else!"
So the Yamanaka girl went searching for another victim, under the impression the her first proper attempt had failed.
Little did she know that her jutsu was working perfectly and that the next try would only prove this further…
End
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