Hey guys sorry about this wait I am redoing this story again. Life has been busy I just hope you review. And thanks to the readers who have stuck with me! I don't own twilight.

-Hugs and Kisses


"Jake, I'm home," I yelled while walking in the door. He had loud ass rock music on so I'm sure he couldn't hear me. I walked upstairs to our room door and before I opened it I heard moaning. I swung the door open and there was Jake butt-naked balls deep into a blonde whore. The whore saw me first and her eyes went wide it was almost comical. Almost. I charged at Jake kick and punching him.

"Get out my house you bastard and take the slut too," I screamed as I push them both out the door.

Oh, how about a round of applause?
Yeah, standing ovation? Ooh, oh yeah
Yeah y-yeah yeah

"Baby please this is just a big mistake" He laughed without humor while standing naked in our- scratch that I mean MY yard. The neighbors were starting to come out and see what the noise was about.

"So the whore called you and said something was stuck in her choocie and you told her to come over so you could fish it out with your 2-inch dick!" I snicker. The street erupted with laughter. "Look baby I'm truly sorry please forgive me." he said with fake regretfullness. I laughed not a chuckle I'm talking about a laugh that makes you feel like your getting a 6-pack.

You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

Don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not
And baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show, really had me going
But now it's time to go, curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show, very entertaining
But it's over now
(But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

I went in the house and grabbed all this clothes and threw it at him. "Take all your stuff and leave now and don't come back."

"But you are the only one for me don't you see that."

"If I was the only one for you, you won't be in this situation now leave before I turn on the sprinklers."

Grab your clothes and get gone
You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on
Talking 'bout, "Girl, I love you," "You?re the one"
This just looks like a rerun
Please, what else is on?

Don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not

And baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show, really had me going
But now it's time to go, curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show, very entertaining
But it's over now
(But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Oh, and the award for the best liar goes to you

(Goes to you)
For making me believe that you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out

How about a round of applause?
A standing ovation?

But you put on quite a show, really had me going
Now it's time to go, curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show, very entertaining
But it's over now
(But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now

As he was pulling out the driveway I yelled "Don't even think about seeing your daughter again!"

"I wasn't planing on it bitch." I grabbed a rock and threw it at his car while he was driving off with the whore in the front seat. As I walked inside I heard applause.

Take a bow- Rihanna[I don't own]
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