Santanaxsnixx: Oh hi Q.
QuinnFabray: S?
Santanaxsnixx: Yeah, what's up?
QuinnFabray: I thought you were at Britt's now?
Santanaxsnixx: No, she had to see the doctor for her cat
Santanaxsnixx: I dunno, some weird cat disease
Santanaxsnixx: She seriously knows all about it
QuinnFabray: LT's so fat. How long has she had him?
Santanaxsnixx: I dunno, for five years I guess
Santanaxsnixx: All I know is that I was there first
Santanaxsnixx: She got him when I was sleeping over once
Santanaxsnixx: He was actually skinny back then
Santanaxsnixx: What ever
QuinnFabray: Wow S, jealous much?
Santanaxsnixx: Hey, fuck off, I'm not jealous of a stupid animal
QuinnFabray: Right.
Santanaxsnixx: Actually I fucking adore him
Santanaxsnixx: But don't tell anybody
QuinnFabray: Yeah don't worry, I won't tell anyone you're actually sweet and not a TOTAL bitch
Santanaxsnixx: Hey, back off okay
Santanaxsnixx: I won't tell anybody that you're actually into the Hobbit
Santanaxsnixx: I totally saw you staring at her legs
QuinnFabray: I am not! She's annoying and loud and...
Santanaxsnixx: Not to blame you though
QuinnFabray: is it that obvious?
Santanaxsnixx: Still Britt is a way hotter
Santanaxsnixx: And yes.
Santanaxsnixx: Well, to me.
Santanaxsnixx: But I got awesome gaydar so
Santanaxsnixx: ..
QuinnFabray: God. Why is she even with Finn?
Santanaxsnixx: I dunno either
Santanaxsnixx: I've been there and seriously
Santanaxsnixx: I'm never getting those four and a halve minute back
QuinnFabray: That bad?
Santanaxsnixx: It was like sleeping with a bag of potatoes
QuinnFabray: Wow I'm sorry. I can't believe I ever even went out with him.
Santanaxsnixx: You should be glad Puck's the baby's daddy
Santanaxsnixx: Even he's a better match
QuinnFabray: Yeah, I guess
QuinnFabray: I can't wait until we all just get out of Lima
Santanaxsnixx: Yeah, you just follow RuPaul to New York
Santanaxsnixx: ;)
QuinnFabray: Hey you should be nice to her! She's not that bad!
Santanaxsnixx: I'm just messing with you Q.
Santanaxsnixx: I know she's okay
Santanaxsnixx: Well, she's nice to you
Santanaxsnixx: I think I messed up my chances
QuinnFabray: For what?
Santanaxsnixx: For being friends with her duh
Santanaxsnixx: I'd never tap that, no offense
QuinnFabray: Oh. Well I don't think you two would've ever gotten along well to be honest.
Santanaxsnixx: Hey, I can actually be nice!
Santanaxsnixx: Just ask Britt
Santanaxsnixx: And you like me, right
QuinnFabray: Well you're obviously nice to Britt!
QuinnFabray: And we're the Unholy Trinity together, so yeah we like each other
Santanaxsnixx: Who couldn't be
Santanaxsnixx: Yes. I'm glad for that you know
Santanaxsnixx: You know I got your back, right?
QuinnFabray: Yeah, I know. Thanks S
Santanaxsnixx: You're welcome ;)
Santanaxsnixx: But Britt's online now
Santanaxsnixx: Talk to ya okay?
QuinnFabray: Yeah yeah, go have cyber sex or whatever you guys do
Santanaxsnixx: Hey, shut up, if I wants to get my mack on
Santanaxsnixx: I'll call her over.
Santanaxsnixx: Just because I can ;)
QuinnFabray: Gross.
Santanaxsnixx: Love you too, byee!
QuinnFabray: bye..