Standard disclaimer: If you think any of us fanfic writers own Kim Possible, I'd like you to wear tin foil hats so we can tell who you are.
This story ignores pretty much all canon past Gorilla Fist. That's not to say I'm not going to... 'borrow' a few plot ideas from season 4 but I'm going to try and make them better.
Hope you enjoy.
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Kim and Ron skulked through Dementor's lair, their usual black tops and olive drab pants well out of place in the bright white halls. "Okay Wade, we're in. How much further to Dementor's lab?" Kim asked into her Kimmunicator.
The young genious tapped some keys on one of his baords with one hand, sipping from a bottle of Pepsi. "Second door on the left, down the corridor, and third door on the right," he replied.
"Thanks Wade," Kim said slipping the machine back into her pocket.
Ron was keeping an eye for henchmen coming up from behind them, the Lotus Blade in his hand, currently shaped into a pair of brass knuckles. "This is weird. Usually the lairs are crawling with lackies, robotic, syntho, hench bought, etc. This place, not even one of Dementor's over muscled lunkheads."
"Probably in the lab. Dementor probably wanted all his men on hand to witness his latest grand scheme. I don't get why he stole those plant samples but he was sloppy and missed a camera," Kim said quietly opening the door Wade directed her to.
The teen duo made their way quietly to Dementor's lab but they saw was beyond sick, beyond wrong. They hid behind a table and watched as Amy Hall, better known as DNAmy and Professor Dementor stood infront of a giant metal sphere with two smaller glass spheres on the side filled with chemicals. Hoses ran from each glass sphere to the back of the metal middle one. A bright lime green fluid flowed in from the left as an almost pink fluid poured in from the right.
Kim was about to stand up and get their attention when the metal sphere opened. Out of the portal stepped what looked like one of Dementor's usual henchmen but with green skin. "Yes. The Floralsplicer is a success!" Dementor cried.
"Oh Hansy, I'm glad it worked. When can I make some new Cuddle Buddies?" Amy asked the helmed man to her side.
"I'd say, sometime after you get out of jail," Kim said standing up from behind her hiding spot.
"Kim Possible? Vow, she works fast."
"I know. She and that blond fool have ruined my Cuddle Buddy collections time and time again," Amy said before whistling.
At the sound of her whistle the floor began to shake and suddenly the door burst open and Amy's most powerful Cuddle Buddy, the Rhinobunny, was standing where doors used to be. With a beastial roar it charged at Kim, knocking her back and into the machine the henchman had vacated when she stood up. With a thud Kim's head cracked against the the back of the chamber and she lay still.
Ron charged the monster himself, the knuckles shifting into katana as he moved. He managed to remove the beast's horn. With a cry of rage Ron too was sent flying into the machine, his sword clattering to floor before vanishing in a puff of blue smoke.
The Rhinobunny continued it's rampage in blind fury. When it knocked Amy against a computer terminal Kim saw through eyes just beginning to reopen the door to the chamber crawl shut...
A flood of chemicals poured into the chamber, Kim came fully awake when she was splashed in the face with the green liquid. Red liquid landed on Ron before a horrible buzzing filled the sphere.
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Ten minutes later...
Outside Dementor's lab was in ruin, Amy and Dementor were unconscious and the Rhinobunny was dead, razor sharp thorns sticking from it's skin but laying on the henchman who caused the damage.
The chamber's door opened slowly. A figure stepped out and reached into her pants pocket pulling the Kimmunicator. The young genious was about to say something until he took a good look at his screen. What he saw left him speechless, the face looked like Ron's but softer, more feminin. Her right eye was brown while her left was the emerald green of Kim's. Bright red hair fell into her face. "Wade. We have a problem," she said simply.
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A.N. - Eoraptor put this up as a challenge. I started writing. Now you get... this.