Tuula was raised by a she-wolf in the late 1800's, in the mountainous region of Finland. High above the rest of the world, Tuula was jumping tree to tree pursuing her dreams. I must say she was a free spirit, soaring above the tree tops with her dragon wings. She was becoming quite the lady. Her horns have started to grow in and a tail was beginning to form. Tuula's siblings were all wolves and she had a capybara for a cousin. The viking village below her place of living feared the ferocious Tuula. Everyone who has climbed the forbidden mountain has never returned. The vikings tell their children the awful tales of Tuula for soothing bedtime stories. There have been countless songs and books written in the mighty Tuula's honor. At such a young age many knew the great things she would accomplish in her lifetime. She would be in history books thousands of years after her much dreaded death.
Today was the day Tuula would be crowned king of the mountain top. One squirrel attended the beautiful ceremony that was soon ruined my a sudden tornado that everyone knew she was the chosen one. Soon after the tornado lifted Tuula away from the homeland she landed sprawled in the middle of a new continent that would later be named Tuulandia. Tuula lived her life as anyone would on the solitary land. She twerked for her boyfriend, the narwhal, every day at 6:13 pm. Every half hour she ate her two tons of sardines (if she doesn't eat them she will turn into a monster the size of the earth and throw everyone off the planet). One day she came close to death when her boyfriend's horn got stuck in her lower intestine. Thanks to her extra skin, caused by her eight siblings she ate in the womb, she survived. Tuula's heart was still in Finland and she knew in order to stay true to her country she needed to learn how to read, Finland has a 100% literacy rate. She studied day in and day out the only time she stopped was for sardine breaks and occasionally sniffing out her ex boyfriend who she was apparently too "masculine" for. Before she knew it she was 16 and her flower print horns were now long and shimmering in the sunlight. Her tail dragged along the ground and she was now able to hunt with these weapons like her ancestors. For dinner she stabbed her first sea urchin and then rammed into a rain deer for desert. Oh how proud the she-wolf clan would have been. As she continues on with her education, she learns all about america and devotes her life to discover more about it. after 200 years of saving up, she finally had enough money to go to Mansfield Massachusetts where she found work and living in qualters middle school's basement.
