Hi! Hope you guys like! I don't own the everlost series! This is a one shot btw.I got this Idea from an author in the Thief lord section, but I can't remember their pen name at the moment…as always, this was a random idea and not meant to offend anyone.r/r!=D
10 ways to annoy Mary Hightower
Dare Nick to use every pickup line ever invented on Mary.
call her the "queen of snots"
Tell her her butt looks big in the jeans she's wearing (even if she's not wearing jeans)
Scream every ___minutes when she's around…
…when she asks you why your screaming so much tell her it's because you saw a ghost.
Sing in a really horrible voice around her (preferably a personal theme song for her. Also, when she tells you to shut it pretend to be mortally offended).
Pretend you're a paparazzi and stalk Mary.
Tell her you see the family resemblance between her and the McGill (spelling?)
make your rut annoying her
Marry looked up from the computer that she was using in horror. She pressed the "refresh" button but nothing happened. How did someone know about her? And about the things that annoyed her most in the universe?! This was insane! But wait. There were only nine there…she was about to scroll down when she thought do I really want to know? But her hand made the decision for her. She scrolled down and saw…
Do all the things in this list immediately!
The scream that came from her mouth was heard throughout everlost…