So this one time at band camp, Hank Venture decided he was going to learn to play some sort of instrument.
He tried the trumpet, but decided three keys wouldn't be enough to make beautiful fart music.
He tried the trombone, but just couldn't reach when it was shoved so far up his butt.
He bellowed loudly on the tuba, but decided it wasn't for him. It just felt too manly, he needed something more girly.
He settled on the clarinet after the flute just didn't fit right.
That wood mouthpiece did the g-spot just right.
Hank thought that band camp was the greatest thing on Earth ever, and decided to tell everyone he met about his adventures!