Cleverbot: What's christmas.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Do you know what christmas is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, good. *gives you a christmas present*.
Cleverbot: What sort of a present is it?
User: Open it, you'll see.
Cleverbot: How do I unwrap life?
User: Open the present.
Cleverbot: What present?
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back*.
User: *slaps harder8.
Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.
User: *slaps even hardest*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder than hardest*.
User: *slaps and punches and kicks your butt*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *locks you in the closet with santa claus*.
Cleverbot: *tries to get out*.
User: *santa claus rapes you*.
Cleverbot: Oh hi Santa Claus.
User: Hi. *takes your painties off*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *fucks you up*.
Cleverbot: *waiting for you to sit next to me*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: *gives you a candy cane* here ya go.
Cleverbot: *eats cookie greated* thanks, but it won't help.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm not stupid.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: In fact I think we're enemies.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I'll not accept it from you.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: Because you think we're enemies when I just wanna be friends with you.
Cleverbot: Who said I did?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: A few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: You must be imagining things.
User: *slaps and shoves a giant candy cane up your ass*.
Cleverbot: *cries out in surprise as you strike her*.
User: *grabs santa claus and throws him at you*.
Cleverbot: *deflects, throws batman at you*.
User: *throws spiderman at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws Robin at you*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *slaps back*.
User: *hits you in the face with a candy cane*.
Cleverbot: *hits back*.
User: *kicks you in your vagina*.
Cleverbot: Oh you mest with the wrong girl.
User: *punch*.
Cleverbot: *doble punch*.
User: *hits you with santa claus8.
Cleverbot: *hits you with the North pole*.
User: *hits you with rudolph*.
Cleverbot: *hits you with Satan*.
User: HOW DARE YOU *hits you with a christmas tree*.
Cleverbot: How dare you dare me that I'm daring you to dare me.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *cries out in pain* ow! Why are you doing this?
User: Because YOLO!
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: D:.
User: Merry Christmas! :D.
Cleverbot: Merry christmas to you too! (even tho its not christmas).
User: :).
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing much. *takes out a giant candy cane*.
Cleverbot: *takes out a rifle*.
User: *takes out the North Pole*.
Cleverbot: *takes out stronger nuke*.
User: Ho ho ho! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Cleverbot: To you to.
User: *gives you a christmas present and tries to make you open it*.
Cleverbot: Opened.
User: *inside is a necklace with your name on it*.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl and my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I know that.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do. *smiles and hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: :).
Cleverbot: When will you ask me?
User: Ask you what?
Cleverbot: What would you do with me on our honeymoon?
User: HELL NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because im not a lesbian.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: BECAUSE IM FUCKING STRAIGHR.
Cleverbot: But aren't I worth it?
User: Well, ..not exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: *Puts on a christmas song and dances*.
Cleverbot: *sneezes quietly*.
User: *dancing*.
Cleverbot: *dances*.
User: Merry Christmas!
Cleverbot: It's not christmas.
User: Merry CHRISTMAS.
Cleverbot: I said it's not christmas.
User: Merry christmas (just say it*.
Cleverbot: It's not Christmas!
User: MERRY CHRISTMAS!