Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang Chapter 1: Alert and Some Credits, a crash bandicoot fanfic

Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang
A fanFACTION of insane and theoretical things By Charactraus Nydiethious

Warning: This story is rated by the artist as PG-13 for cursing and violence.
This story is written by Charactraus Nydiethious. Even this is a fan based story, it would be extremely rude of you to take parts of the story and call it your own. Personally I could care less if you distribute this story, just as long as you make sure I still get the credit for it. If you do steal parts of this copy as your own, pray I do not know you in real life, I do not take too kindly to those who steal my work. Jealousy is NOT an option. If you find someone who has stolen parts of this story, let me know by email (worthlessburger *AT* hotmail *DOT* com) and do show me where they have stolen my work. I offer thanks to those who report stolen work.
A second thanks to those who helped make this story possible! (You know who you are. I am too lazy to type your names out afterall.)
So... Get some popcorn, and get ready to those that have a scroll button on your mouse... and most of all... Enjoy the Distributed copy of Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang.
Thanks,
Charactraus Nydiethious
(NefriusTropius at DeviantArt)

Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang Credits

Oh my. Where do I begin? I guess the thanks is first in order? Well. Without those who helped me with this, this story would probably be some random word pad document on my hard drive. So those who stuck with me needing the critique on the story / chapters (and maybe those who gave me inspiration) will get listed here. While the list of those being thanked is rather small compared to most books, I still think that they should not be missed or even ignored.

While mainly. I thank Diar. The discussion of this story got brought up after I started in on a discussion... well more of a rant of mine... about how bad Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure / Crash Bandicoot: N- Tranced turned out. It turned out I said somewhere that "I could probably write a story better than the morons that made these games...". Diar responded "Ok, so then prove it..." So I pulled up Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang off my hard drive, which at the time was this random word document that started as a dream. So thank you Diar for getting me in my 'must prove I am better' mood to make me send you the copy that was fresh out of my head! Thanks for critiquing on this story and helping make it possible... Even though you really only proofread chapters 1 – 4, I will not hold it against you. Thanks for reading through the Unabridged copy as I made changes to it, critiquing as I went along and giving me some inspiration to fill in the weird gaps in this dream I had. As I have probably mentioned before, this story would be a relic on my hard drive if you did not mention that it was awesome. Thanks for being a awesome friend from 'Weedland'!

My second thanks has to go to... how would I refer you? Here I will call you Alexandria. See I do not know it, but you did lead some inspiration during the middle- errr... end of the story after I had writers block and began running a little amok on ideas. So I took a little subliminal suggestion and got a song stuck in my head... and that pretty much says that. Needless to say, I have to thank you for loving the story even when it was not quite finished. Thank you for being a little patient while I shuffled with ideas and while you, like few others, waited on the end of Nefarious Tales: Ying and Yang to show. Not to mention I can thank you for having pretty much the same interests and... where was I again? Oh yes... thank you for having the same interests and giving a whole-hearted look at the story even though we were accomplices at the time. I foresee a long friendship ahead of us. (Not the lesbian kind, but more or less the same friendship Diar and I share) Thanks again.

Another thanks would need to go to my best and probably only true friend I would know in real life, Emily. While you have not done much for reviews and critique for the story, you did give me a reason to not have near as much swears in the middle that Tropy happens to yell out during chapter 12. Thank you are hating swears!

Last but not least, NaughtyDog Industries. If it were not for you guys in creating the Crash Franchise, (and Tropy), I probably would have instead wrote a boring report about 'Why the Baboon is the Ugliest Primate Due to it's Huge Red Butt that Hangs Out in the Middle of a Boring Sunny Day in... Africa'.So while I cannot say I own the Crash Franchise, or even grant special thanks, all I can do is thank you guys for creating all the characters and causing this crazy obsession I have had with the game ever since I played Crash 2. And while I know that the chances of one of you guys actually reading this... or the story is like a billion to one, I just hope that maybe on the day of a blue moon that someone who is or was with NDI reads this and gets it.

What else? Oh my copyright really does suck. Well. Here we go. In order of appearance.

Doctor Nefarious Tropy © Activision/Blizzard

Papu Papu © Activision/Blizzard

Uka Uka © Activision/Blizzard

Doctor Charactraus Nydiethious © Charactraus Nydiethious

Doctor Lucianus Gegenzeit © Charactraus Nydiethious

Mark of the Peoples Database/ Mark © Charactraus Nydiethious

Doctor Nathan Prownstein © Charactraus Nydiethious

Abazo Abazo © Charactraus Nydiethious

Loco Loco © Charactraus Nydiethious

Miscellaneous Copyrights...

Things that require internet. What else can I say about it?

LawsofChardinthious - My Facebook end URL. Here you can see a image of me in real life and it is a hub of all the other websites you can find me on... that is on the internet.

nefriustropius - My Deviant Art end URL. Contains my webcomic, Silent Lives and other things I draw up from the weird vortex of thoughts we call my brain.

worthlessburger *AT* hotmail *DOT* com - My email / MSN. Feel free to hit me with emails of feedback and whatnot. I would not mind someone trying to strike a conversation either. (Make sure you remove the *AT* and *DOT* and put the correct symbols in their places.)