It was a Smurfy day in Smurf town. Smurfs were smurfing all over the smurf. Brainy smurf was feeling nervous. Today was a very smurfy day for him. Today he would smurf is parents that he was gay. He was worried they might get smurfing mad but he knew it was the right thing to do. He was tired of hiding the real smurf he was.
Brainy approached Papa Smurf with smurfy resolve.
"Papa Smurf I have something I have to smurf you..." he smurfed.
Papa Smurf listened intently.
"I-I... I'm gay!" he smurfed!
Papa Smurf blinked and looked nonplused.
"Brainy we already knew you were smurfing gay..." said Papa Smurf.
Brainy smurf smurfed. He was puzzled.
"Umm yeah, you love smurfing butts it's no biggie"
Brainy passed out in shock. Then everyone smurfed his but heartily and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
This episode soon became a standard for kids wanting to tell their parents they were gay and the world was a better place for it.