Note: I know some of you will probably hate me for writing this story, but remember, this is just a story. It was requested by someone who I will not mention. This was all intentionally for fun, not to be taken seriously. All I'm asking is give me feedback on what you think about the story not the couples that are in the story. I own nothing, but my OCs.
In a rainy, dark night, we see Crash, Spyro, Coco, Crunch, Crashzilla and Cyndra looking at a grave. The grave says 'Here lies Cynder, former lover of Spyro and just recent lover for Crash'. "Do you think that was necessary to put that on there?" Crashzilla asked. "Sh" Cyndra said to Crashzilla. Crash then puts a flower on her grave. He then just gave a sad sigh. "Come on Crash. Let's head inside" Coco said. The group leaves, but Crash gave one last look at her grave. He then gave another sigh and followed. They enter the house and Crash went into his room.
Over the next few days, Crash still has been feeling down about loosing Cynder. Spyro can't help but feel sorry for him. He sits next to a tree and stares at the sky. Spyro just can't stand seeing Crash like this. Spyro decides to walk up to Crash. "Crash?" Spyro asked. "What is it?" Crash asked. "Crash.. you can't go on like this.. get up and see someone else" Spyro said. "Spyro.. I can't. She's the third girlfriend I lost. And I really thought she was the one. It seems like I'm not a ladies man. I might as well just be like this for the rest of my life" Crash said. "Don't say that! You're great to be around! Your are fun, smart...-ish, exciting, cute... and.. lovable" Spyro said as he stroked Crash's ear. Crash just gave a look and blushed a little. Crash stood up and backed up a little. "Uh.. ahem. That's a going a bit too far don't you think? I mean.. you're not really serious right?" Crash asked. "Actually I am. I think you deserve someone" Spyro said. "Um.. I think I'll stick with females. I'd rather not be gay" Crash said. "Maybe a female isn't what you need" Spyro said getting a little too close to Crash. "Sorry... I can't. I'm more comfortable with being in a relationship with a female than.. another male" Crash said. "I see" Spyro said. Then he walked off. Crash just shivered.
Spyro walks inside with a down look on his face. Coco notices him being a little down. "What's wrong Spyro?" Coco asked. "Well.. I.. I don't want to be a male anymore" Spyro said. "Sorry. It almost sounded like you said you don't want to be a male anymore" Coco said. "This is what I said" Spyro said. Coco just froze at the fact that Spyro didn't want to be a male anymore. "Um.. why?" Coco asked. "Well.. it's Crash. He's been sad and inactive. And I want to cheer him up" Spyro said. "And what were you going to do to cheer him up?" Coco asked. "By... dating him" Spyro admitted while blushing. Coco's jaw dropped in surprise. "Are you mad?! How do you expect him to get over Cynder's death after a few days? Plus, being gay isn't the answer" Coco said. "I hate seeing him sad though. I want him to be happy" Spyro said. "Only time can fix this. There's no point in rushing it" Coco said. Spyro just gave a sad sigh. Coco then thought for a moment. "Ok.. how about this.. if he's still like this after a few more weeks then I'll show you where a machine where you can be transformed into a female... permanently" Coco said. Spyro looked at her and gave a smile. "You are the best" Spyro said as he hugged her. "Sure. I just hope this doesn't cause anything bad to happen" Coco said hugging back. Crunch then comes in. "Guys! You gotta check this out!" Crunch said with a smile on his face.
Crashzilla is seen hanging upside down tied up in a vines. Cyndra walks by and spots him. Cyndra had a daydream of her kissing him while he's upside down. She then snapped out of it and approached him. "Hey Crashzilla" Cyndra said. "Hey Cyndra" Crashzilla said in an annoyed tone. "What are you up to?" Cyndra asked. "Hanging out... upside down.. with no feeling in my arms.. or legs.. or body. Oh, and blood gathering up in my head, making me feel dizzy" Crashzilla said pointing out the obvious. Cyndra then got close to his ear. "It's not too late to accept it" Cyndra whispered. "Accept what?" Crashzilla asked. "I think you know what" Cyndra said. "Look. I am who I am. I'm not changing my ways" Crashzilla said. Cyndra shrugged and started walking away. "Wait! Why are you going away? Aren't you going to help me down?" Crashzilla asked. "Did you ask to be helped down?" Cyndra asked. Crashzilla sighed. "Can you.. please help me down?" Crashzilla asked. "Sure" Cyndra said. Cyndra then got up the tree Crashzilla was hanging on to cut the vines. Crunch, Spyro and Coco then spotted them. "See? Haha! I told you! The fool hung himself upside down" Crunch said. "Oh gee.. why won't you tell the whole world that? I'm sure that would be the worlds BIGGEST NEWSFLASH OF THE WHOLE FUCKING CENTURY!" Crashzilla shouted as his face got red. Cyndra then cut the vines and he fell. Crashzilla tried to stand but he was too dizzy. "What were you doing up there anyway?" Coco asked. "I was.. attacked... by damn squirrels" Crashzilla said trying to focus. "Squirrels?" Coco asked. "Yeah. Those.. demons keep annoying me. The little shit heads" Crashzilla said. 'Oh, Crashzilla. Why must you let anger get the best of you?' Cyndra thought to herself.
An acorn then landed on Crashzilla. They all looked up to see squirrels laughing. "That's it! I'm going to burn this tree down!" Crashzilla said as he charged up his atomic breath. Then Cyndra came by and closed his mouth before he launched that attack and smoke came out his nose. "I think you need a time out" Cyndra said. She then grabbed his ear and pulled him away. "Ow! Ow! Ear! Ow!" Crashzilla said as he was getting pulled away. "Poor Crashzilla. Always so angry" Coco said. Squirrels are now seen sticking their tongues out and laughing at Crashzilla as he's getting pulled away.
Coco, Spyro and Crunch then went back to find Crash had gone missing. "Where's Crash?" Spyro asked. They looked around and then they spotted him near an edge of a cliff with a bazooka. "Don't do it, Crash!" Spyro said. Then he charged with incredible speed. Coco and Crunch just stared in amazement. "How is he able to go that fast?" Coco asked. "I don't know" Crunch replied.
Spyro is seen continuing charging to Crash's location. Crash then had the bazooka pointing at him and was about to pull the trigger. Then Spyro grabbed Crash's pants and threw him on the ground, making him let go of the bazooka. Spyro then jumps on top of him. "Don't you dare try a stupid stunt like that again!" Spyro said panting. Crash just stared in surprise. "Damn it Crash! Can't you see that we care about you? You cannot give up your life over somebody's death. You understand?" Spyro said strictly. "I understand. I understand that you care a little too much about me" Crash said. "Damn it Crash. Why must you be like this?" Spyro asked. "Because I'm miserable. Now if you don't mind letting me up so I can kill myself" Crash said. Spyro then went to the bazooka and kicked it off the edge of the cliff. "What the hell is wrong with you?" Crash asked. "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? Trying to kill yourself. That's not right" Spyro said. "I just want the pain to stop" Crash said. "Stop dwelling on the past! You think it was any easier for me when she left me? Or when she died? Her death was tragic for all of us. But you got to move on and look what you got in front of you" Spyro said. "And what would that be?" Crash asked. "Your sister, Crunch, Crashzilla, Cyndra... and me" Spyro said. "I already told you, I don't want to be gay" Crash said. Spyro struggled to figure out what to say then thought of something. "Ok, you know what, if you want to waste your life, fine. But you'll hurt a lot of people if you do so" Spyro said. He then walked off, leaving Crash to his thoughts.
"This is getting out of hand. I think it's time we turn Spyro into a female" Coco said. "Wait.. what?" Crunch asked. "Spyro wants to become a female so he can be with Crash" Coco said. Crunch was silent for a moment. "What you people been smoking?" Crunch asked. "Come on. Let's gather Spyro and make sure Crash doesn't kill himself" Coco said.
A/N: Ok so let me know what you think. And again, this is just for fun, don't take it seriously.