Happy Valentine's Day
I own nothing.
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"Alright, I admit, I was wrong."
Bellatrix smiled, "Glad to know I can still please you, my Lord."
"Yes well, when you said 'Valentine's Day gift' I thought you meant...something else."
"What, you mean flowers and things?" Bella looked disgusted.
"Of course not, those are for muggles, but I didn't expect all this..." Voldemort waved a bone-thin arm expressively.
"You like it?"
"Oh, enormously, it's just a little...unexpected. Are you sure we won't be inturupted?"
"Certain, 'Dolphus and Rabastan are keeping the Aurors busy up in Edinburgh." Bella grinned, "A bit of muggle torture really, but they would be expecting something worse, a 'tip off' from an anonymous source. We made sure they'd be all up there."
"Well then, I'll have to thank them, this is truely one of the best surprises I've had."
Bella blushed "You've had a bad time of it, what with the Department of Mysteries fiasco..."
"All the same, thank you."
"My pleasure, my Lord."
"Shall we get started?"
"Oh, not me, my Lord, I'm just here to be a look out, it's all yours. It wouldn't be a proper gift if you had to share."
"No, I suppose not."
Bella nodded. "It's all yours, my Lord." She stepped back.
"Right. Just lock all the exits and I'll get started."
Bellatrix Lestrange flicked her wand and all the doors in the crowded shopping mall snapped shut and locked tight. As the muggles began asking what in the hells was going on, Lord Voldemort tossed off his invisibility cloak and started Kedavra-ing muggles right, left and center, grinning like a maniac.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Skull Bearer.
I own nothing.
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"Alright, I admit, I was wrong."
Bellatrix smiled, "Glad to know I can still please you, my Lord."
"Yes well, when you said 'Valentine's Day gift' I thought you meant...something else."
"What, you mean flowers and things?" Bella looked disgusted.
"Of course not, those are for muggles, but I didn't expect all this..." Voldemort waved a bone-thin arm expressively.
"You like it?"
"Oh, enormously, it's just a little...unexpected. Are you sure we won't be inturupted?"
"Certain, 'Dolphus and Rabastan are keeping the Aurors busy up in Edinburgh." Bella grinned, "A bit of muggle torture really, but they would be expecting something worse, a 'tip off' from an anonymous source. We made sure they'd be all up there."
"Well then, I'll have to thank them, this is truely one of the best surprises I've had."
Bella blushed "You've had a bad time of it, what with the Department of Mysteries fiasco..."
"All the same, thank you."
"My pleasure, my Lord."
"Shall we get started?"
"Oh, not me, my Lord, I'm just here to be a look out, it's all yours. It wouldn't be a proper gift if you had to share."
"No, I suppose not."
Bella nodded. "It's all yours, my Lord." She stepped back.
"Right. Just lock all the exits and I'll get started."
Bellatrix Lestrange flicked her wand and all the doors in the crowded shopping mall snapped shut and locked tight. As the muggles began asking what in the hells was going on, Lord Voldemort tossed off his invisibility cloak and started Kedavra-ing muggles right, left and center, grinning like a maniac.
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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Skull Bearer.