"Insanity: Naruto Style!"

Drabble #1

"Creepy Song..."

By Lycan180! I do not own anything exept the plot...well, there is no plot...I at least own this writing though!

Naruto stood on stage looking at the mass amount of people. Adjusting the ear mic, he cleared his throught as everyone's attention was directed to the blonde. Breathing deeply, Naruto heard the song begin. His voice lowered as he sang the begining, and raising his voice gently as the song raised.

"Hey, I'm Uzumaki Naruto and Tonight's Karoke starts now with a spirit-touching song called "Better than I". Clearing his throught again he smiled as the soft song started.

"I thought I did what's right
I thought I had the answer
I thought I chose the surest road
But that road brought me here
So I put up a fight
And told You how to help me
And just when I had given up
The truth is coming clear, for...

You know...Better Than I
You know...the way
I've let go...the need to know why
For You know Better Than I

If this has been a test
I cannot see the reason
But maybe knowing, I don't know
Is part of getting thru
I try to do what's best
Find faith has made it easy
To see the best thing I can do
Is put my Trust in You, for...

You know...Better Than I
You know...the way
I've let go...the need to know why
For You know Better Than I

I saw one cloud, and thought it was the sky
I saw a bird and thought that I could follow
But it was You who toughtthat bird to fly
If I let You reach me...
Will You teach me? For...

You know...Better Than I
You know...the way
I've let go...the need to know why
I'll take what answers You supply
For You know Better Than I..."

Sasuke, in one of the front seats, looked at Naruto and burst out laughing. "N-Narut-to! What are you, Christan???!!" he laughed out. Naruto frowned and growled:"So what?" Smirking, Sasuke stood and took a mic as he pushed Naruto off the stage. "I'm Uchiha Sasuke." he said as the mass amount of girls fainted at his voice. Sighing, he set a disc in the Karoke machine. "Sorry, It's only in Hebrew. "Why should I worry?" from Disney's Oliver and Company."

" Hayom ani beCentral Park
Umachar ba'ir hatachtit
Ktsat meshotet leyad St Marcs
Zo ha'ir ha'amitit

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Cochmat rechov
Yesh po zman lachshov

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Chayey rechov
Et NEW York cal le'ehov

Ein ma lidog li
Li davca tov
Clum lo chaser li
Ki ani chay barchov

Ein ma lidog li
Li davca tov
Ve'im yesh ma shechaser li
Ani motse oto barchov

La'ir hazot yesh ketsev
Shecvar nichnas ladam
Umegaresh col etsev
Ata can im culam

Ein ma lidog li, lo
Li davca tov
Clum lo chaser li ooh
Ki hacol yesh barchov

Ein ma lidog li, lo
Li davca tov
Ve'im yesh ma shechaser li
Hu nimtsa can barchov

Hacol can tov, afilu tov yoter
Ani ore'ach shel cavod bechol melon pe'er

Ein ma lidog li
Li davca tov
Ve'im ktsat lo mistader li
Tamid ozrim li barchov "

Sasuke smirked saying,"Beat that" to Naruto. Smiling, Naruto took a disc out of a clear case and inserted it into the machine. A strong upbeat song began.

" I'll be the one...

I guess you were lost when I met you
Still there were tears in your eyes
So out of trust and I knew
No more than mysteries and lies

There you were, wild and free
Reachin' out like you needed me
A helping hand to make it right
I am holding you all through the night

CHORUS
I'll be the one
Who will make all your sorrows undone
I'll be the light
When you feel like there's nowhere to run
I'll be the one...

To hold you and make sure that you'll be alright
'Cause my faith is gone
And I want to take you from darkness to light

There you were, wild and free
Reachin' out like you needed me
A helping hand to make it right
I am holding you all through the night

CHORUS

You need me like I need you
We can share our dreams comin' true
I can show you what true love means
Just take my hand, baby please

I'll be the one
I'll be the light
Where you can run
To make it alright
I'll be the one
I'll be the light
Where you can run

CHORUS

I'll be the one

I'll be the light
Where you can run
To make it alright
I'll be the one
I'll be the light
Where you can run
To make it all right
I'll be the one
To hold you
And make sure that you'll be alright
I'll be the one "

Sakura looked at Naruto with a surprised gaze. Naruto smiled and jumped down, giving the mic to Lee. "Yes! Youthful love songs! But first my signiture song!!!" he yelled. Naruto paled and gulped.

"I'm not wearing underwear today,
No im not wearing underwear today
Not that you probably care
Much about my underwear
Still none the less i gotta say
That im not wearing underwear today!!!!"

Lee yelled as Naruto was forced to unplug the stereo for lee had nearly made everyone deaf. Growling, Naruto left quickly with team 7, going home. This would scar team 7 for their entire lives...

Note: I am Christan, but I am not wanting reviews that say that I am poking fun at us. NO I AM NOT! Now, "If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothing at all" as Thumper says!