Quick background summary
This Songfic is from Zantanna's P.O.V. the song is "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. She's jealous of Robin and Artemis. So she decided to voice her opinion . . . in SONG! She has gathered the Young Justice Team in the living room. Oh yeah and Zatanna's slightly crazy in this okay? This was a plot bunny that refused to leave me alone. CURSE YOU PLOT BUNNY!
Everyone was in the living room hanging around. The lights dimmed and music started playing when the heard a voice say,"moor gnivil eht ot nannataZ!" Zatanna appeared in her a revealing magician costume, with mike in hand and started singing.
She points to Robin and Artemis who were sitting together on the couch.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
Zatanna teleported, right next to Robin and whispered in his ear, the next part.
I think you need a new one
She appeared back in front of the room. Pointing again at Robin.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
She whispered, " riahc ni deit niboR." Robin appeared next to her tied to a chair. She turned and faced him singing again.
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(The rest of the Young Justice Team cringed they had never heard her curse before.)
Zatanna turned facing Artemis and pointing at her.
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
Zattana pointed at Artemis and shouted "raeppassid simetrA!" There was a flash of light and Artemis was gone.
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)
Zattana turned back to face Robin (who had been trying to cut the rope with a birdarang). Seeing this, she whispered, "sniahc ni depparw niboR" and instantly he was chained to the chair.
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
(She yelled the last line, making everyone stare. Then she started singing again.)
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I want to be your girlfriend!
She turned to Robin and said "raeppaer simetrA, moor reh ot anntaZ dna niboR!" There was another flash of light and they were gone. In their place was Artemis duct taped to a chair, with some tape on her mouth. Wally shook his head "Man, why do Robin and Bats always get the crazy ones?"
I personally like this fic, I did it just for fun. Yeah Zatanna was really OCC in this, but that adds to the fun of this. Making her do something she would never do in the show. All of Zatanna's spells were just her speaking backwards. Anyway plz review!