A/N This is, in fact, my first fanfic, and I would absolutely love your honest opinion about it so I know how to improve in the future! But don't worry: I'm not the type of person to throw tomatoes at you if you don't review. And just so you know, it may be a rather random poem. A thousand thanks for reading!

O rain

you who fall down in torrents

you who drench our clothes and mat our hair

you who ruin our illegal roasting venison and sometimes feel the need to douse our fires

you who send the maidens shrieking

you who create such inviting puddles

you who cause the old cantankerous ones to feel aches in their bones

you who make the mud that coats our boots and holds our footprints

you who

sometimes

flood

you who

sometimes

make us sick

Robin, that's just a wives' tale!

you who start the maidens berating…

you who make all things green

you who quench the thirst of the deer

you who save the people from starvation by drought

you who make Prince John grumpy

you who turn Robin into a spirited lad

you who turn my lass into a rebel

you who give life to the Greenwood

rain on

open the floodgates of Heaven

O rain