Copyright JK Rowling(characters) and Disney(song) Me(combining…like the guy that put ice cream in pop for the first time but a lot less cool)
Severus Snape feared professor and master potions master was looking appraisingly over his Slytherins. Those blasted Weasley twins, though gone from the school were surly responsible for the latest prank he'd been victim to. For awesome, fear inspiring Severus Snape could not speak a plain word, every single sound he uttered came out in song and he had yet to find or brew a working antidote. Choosing his words carefully he spoke quietly and precisely to his loyal snakes.
I
know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's
backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
All wandering eyes quickly snapped back to the potions professor, no few with slight fear and awe.
My
words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant
expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
At this the
young Malfoy heir leveled an icy glare at Snape as if to say
something biting.
But
we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught
unawares
Voldemort wasn't quite a king but he seemed to fancy himself one at times.
So
prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational
news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
At this
Pansy's impatience reached a peak and she blurted out.
And
where do we feature?
Snape glared but said only-
Just
listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be
rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice
deliciously squared
Pictures of lost chances and new futures rose in his mind like hot air.
Be
prepared! Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh...
we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?
Came goyle's crude voice from the back of the room.
For the death of the king. Roared Snape to the room at large.
Why?
Is he sick?
No, fool-- we're going to kill him. And Bella
too.
Great idea! Who needs a king?
No king! No king!
la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
Idiots!
There will be a king!
Hey, but you said, uh...
I will be king!
...Stick with me, and
you'll never be crucio'd again!
Yaay!
All right! Long live the king!
Snape
looked on almost happily as his little snakes seemed to catch on to
his intent and they began to respond in kind to his little speech.
It's
great that we'll soon be connected.
With a king who'll be all-time
adored.
Snape had to step in before they got too enthusiastic.
Of
course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on
board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the
main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get
a sniff without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
This
will be fun me-thinks.
Be
prepared for the murkiest scam Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Meticulous planning
Tenacity
spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king
undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I
am
Voldie doesn't stand a chance.
Be
prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
And with that the very satisfied potions master sat down to go over the finer details of how they would take down the dark lord from the inside out. Oh yes this will be very very amusing indeed.
A/N little 10min. songficy. Seriously though who thinks that these kids would actually go and run to snake face the man that tortures mommy and/or daddy? Like honestly they must know what makes this man...snake thing happy? Pain… like theirs to. Meh I just see a bunch of pissed off teens bent on revenge. Man in a mob has more power to destroy than a man alone to create.