What would happen IF…..? That is a powerful sentence that often inspires fanfictions. Now, I'm a doing a HP fanfic completely on Ifs.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Harry Potter, neither does J.K. Rowling. Santa Claus does, of course.

What would happen if Harry refused to go to Hogwarts and returned to his old School?

Answer: Harry's emotional side would become overpowering until all the teachers loved him and sympathized for him, while the other students hated him.

"Harry, dear." Mrs. Wafflepenguin said. "Please pay attention."

Harry scowled. He was standing on top of his desk, shooting rubber bands at random people.

"Mrs. Wafflepenguin. It's not fair." Harry whined.

"Oh, alright. Then of course it's fine." Mrs. Wafflepenguin said.

Harry scowled again and then shot Fifty-eleven rubber bands at Gary Smeelton's head.

"Cut it out Harry!" Gary growled.

"Gary, be quiet." Mrs. Wafflepenguin snarled.

Harry scowled again. He was getting tired of shooting rubber bands. He reached out the window and grabbed a struggling squirrel. He understood it completely, because he was, after all, a wizard, not that he cared if he was or not. "Let go of me, stupid boy!" He squeaked.

"Shut up, squirrel!" Harry snapped, and then he threw the squirrel at Charlie McDermett's head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Charlie screamed. "Get it off!"

"Charlie, be quiet." Mrs. Wafflepenguin snarled.

"Harry threw a squirrel at me!" Charlie said, his face red with anger, as he shoved the squirrel off his face.

"Oh, Harry, that's charming!" Mrs. Wafflepenguin praised. "He certainly has a way with animals."
Harrry scowled. "Shut up, old bat!"

"Oh, nicknames, how lovely Harry!"

What would happen if Hermione was Stupid?

Answer: Ron would fall in love with her immediately instead of over time.

A girl with a brown rat's nest hair-do poked her head into Harry's and Ron's compartment.

"Hey." The girl said. "Had toad been saw by two you?"

"No." Harry said politely. "I haven't seen a toad."

Ron was drooling when the girl left the compartment. "Harry! I think I love her!" He said, a river flowing from his mouth.

"Great. All the girls in school and you picked the hillbilly." Harry muttered.

"She's so ugly, and so stupid!" Ron said. "We're perfect!"

"I'll say." Harry growled.

Later that night over dinner, Harry heard Ron asking for Hermione's hand in marriage.

Okay, now it's your turn.

First, tell me if this is stupid.

Second, if you like it, if that's possible, then tell me what Ifs you'd like to see.

Sincerely,

Moosey : D