I solemly swear I don't own Harry Potter. They are sooo awesome though! I'd but e…I got $72.50. Oh and I got the idea of How to….by ugh I don't know the author name or…ahhh! If you know tell me ! Oh and the wrapping presents idea is from Wrapping Presents by Inell13 .good story! So I guess I am not very original….

HoW tO wRaP a GiFt

By the Marauders

"You simple wave the wand and mutter a spell and your done," James pointed out

"No no no Jamsie poo. You have to do it the muggle way," grinned Sirius

"No way in hell am I doing it the muggle way Sirius!" replied James.

Remus watched them, it was another episode of Do it the Muggle Way by Sirius. And Why the Hell Do You Do it the Muggle Way When You Have a Wand By James. Highly amusing source of entertainment for a wizard without T.V.

"James you have to learn how to wrap the present the muggle way because it shows you care," Sirius explained.

"Well can't I wrap the present with my wand and write a sign that says I CARE!"

"Aww Jamsie poo you don't know the meaning of Christmas do you?"

"The meaning of Christmas is sooo obvious! Sheesh!"

"Good so you know why we have to wrap it this way then..right?"

"NO!"

"But I thought you said you knew the meaning of Christmas!"

"I do. It's about a whole lot of presents and good food and presents! Where does CARE come in?" moaned James.

:"Here I'll show you. Now we need a present of some sort. Why don't you bring in what you bought me," suggested Sirius.

"No can do mate. I got no idea where your present is."

"I am sure.."

"Nope no can do, And who said I agreed!"

"Aww James please. Pretty please with a cherry on top!"

"No…you cant make puppy eyes at me, you have an unfair advantage! OK FINE!"

"Don't you have a gift?"

"No. But I got the next best thing….." James whispered.

"NO I REFUSE!"

"Aww Remus please….tell him Sirius how important Christmas is."

"AWW MAN Sirius that puppy eye thing is not fair…...test, tomorrow. Essay ughhh fine!"

LESSON 1 (wrapping misshaped loppy objects.)

"Are you calling me loppy Sirius!"

"No I am calling you something that looks loppy!"

"Fine! Since I am not fit to be wrapped…find another dude who will let you wrap them!"

"You know what Remus, you have a very nice body, don't you agree prongs