1 Anna Banana's Magical Adventure
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna Banana. All of her subjects were monkeys that worked in a pencil shop.
One day, Anna Banana went to the pencil shop and found one that WASN'T SHARPENED. She went to ask the monkeys, but they were all partying in the treehouse.
When she got there she asked who didn't sharpen the pencil. None of the monkeys fessed up so she killed them all.
The other monkeys in the area who were rich and wealthy and hated their beloved queen, so they staged a revolution, and the leader happened to be named Stalin. (SHORT FOR STALINO, IT'S ITALIAN)
The queen came to visit to take all their money, so they revolted and took the queen to a better place.
She was found as a human icicle 362,000,000 million years later and was unable to be revived.