AN:\ Hey there everyone. First let me give you a quick heads up if some of you have not figured out who I am...I am Emily SLQ Harry. The SLQ stands for Scat...Lemon...Queen.

Yes, I have finally returned and now that I know why I was kicked off the site, I finally understand How to keep my stories report-free. I would like to apologies to some of the people who got accidentally exposed to my profile pictures even though they didn't want to. I ould also like to say sorry for some my readers that liked all my stories. I hope to bring the other ones back if possible.

Lastly, I want to send a message to all the people who rejoiced my dissappearance(You know who the fuck you are. Don't bitchy about it) I know who ratted me out to the owners of the site and to be honest, I sincerely fucking hate you for what you did. I'm sick and fucking tired of you lamos telling me I don't belong here- I'll do what I want, I'll write what I want and put it where I want! This is a fucking free country! IF YOU HATE MY SHIT SO MUCH THEN DON'T READ IT!

Anyways, I am back and I am more wiser then I was before.

Summary: Dead. How in the hell did I let her do this to me? Oh right, I did because I loved her (hit's head) Oh, my name is Naruko Uzumaki and I was once the guy who everyone depended on to save the world and become hokage. But now...I kinda got fed up with my shitty life and the mask I had to put up with for 17 years, and it didn't help that the women or Kami no Hermaphrodite Kaguya Otsutsuki made me realise that. She did even more for me that got me to feel that way about her so in return...I betrayed what everyone had to say about me and I let Kaguya-chan put the entire world along with Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi Sensei into the infinite dream world. She didn't want me to suffer the same fate so with crying and smiling, she sent me to this parallel universe she discovered and changed it for me in a way that it will not be what my own has become and used to be.

Godlike shemale Naruko, complete smut, massive harem and MAAAAAAAJOR OOCness, sex, foot fetish, scat and many more vile things to come!

Disclaimer: I do not own bleach and Naruto. Bleach is owned by Tite Kubo and Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto.

"They say music can utter moves and talk to you, but can it loud a gun for you and cock it too? Well if it can and the next time you assault to do, just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued" -Eminem-

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"Ugh...where the hell am I?" Said a 17 year old naruko who was resting on a hospital bed. She quickly looked around and relaxed back as she said "Right...she got me here..."

Flashback.

Standing on a white cloud was Naruko who was dressed in the 'kill me now' orange jumpsuit which was burnt, tattered with the top part ripped out exposing her bare chest with perfect G-cup breasts and cute light red nipples for all to see and stare at. She had a round shape face with baby fat on her cheeks, three back visible whisker marks on each side of her face, bright ocean blue eyes and dirty long silky blond her that reached to her ankles.

"...where are you taking me? And what will happen to me? More importantly, what's gonna happen to you" Said Naruko as she looked at the figure standing in front of her but hidden from view. The figure spoke back...

"Uzumaki Naruko. Daughter of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Uzumaki, and my only...love interest in this deteriorating place we call home. I cannot have you fall under the same judgement I am giving humanity, but I will let you live your dreams and beautiful fantasies in a universe I have found. I will alter it so you can be anything you want to be and have anything you want. You will have any women you want and you will be pleased and cared for to mend your broken heart. My whereabouts are not to be concerned of, as I must stay here to take care of my nursery.".

With a sigh, Naruko looked down then back up as she asked "but why don't you came with me?"

"This universe, this world is my nursery. My sons were foolish to think that I was the problem, but humanity was always the problem from the very beginning. I wish I could follow you and make your second chance at life better, but this world needs me more then ever. I shall give you the women from this world along with those who passed on but there will be a slight but benefiting change. All the events will be altered but not everything in grand total. You'll be fine, Naruko."

Flashback end

"(Sigh) hasn't kicked in yet that I am-"

A tall women with a braid tied around her neck and wearing odd(shinigami) clothing walked in. Naruko caught a glimpse of her face which made her mutter 'woaaaaah'. A second women walked in but she was much more short and she had two braids with rings attached to them. The tall woman grabbed a clipboard while the short woman sat on a bunker next the bed Naruko was resting on. Naruko gave both the beautiful women a confused look but as soon as she looked into the eyes of both of them, she could see everything about them from their name, date of birth, age, skills, past, attributes, strengths and weaknesses along with other things that weren't that necessary.

'What the-...this must be Kaguya's doing...okay so the women with the chain braid is Yachiru Unohana but she had her name changed to Retsu. She's very interesting but she has two sides of herself as her dark side has been locked away for quite a while. The other short girl- I mean women is Soifon. She's very...cute and looks like she's a year younger then me...there is more to know since I just got here...this could get interesting.'

The woman identified as Soifon grabbed Naruko's hands and brushed it, causing Naruko to look at the short petite woman who looked at her with...a look of affection, worry but mostly affection

"Naruko-sama. I'm sorry I wasn't there to take care of you but you sent me on a mission that I could not afford to abort or fail...I truly am sorry for what I have done". Said the women as she looked down with a sad expression on her face.

Naruko wasn't paying much attention to soifon as she was thinking...

'Okay...calm down. Just focus...Hmmmm al-right. I think I understand now. I am in a universe that is governed by death or me there of. It's pretty much the same as mine with planets, laws of physics and there are humans here...hmmmm...Shinigami's, hollows, Soul Society, many more pocket dimensions and...wow this place is pretty much different from my own one. And I'm not a female anymore. I'm a shemale! Which of course means a women with a penis instead of a vagina. I am also the supreme being/God/master/massiah of everything and I still have chakra, but more and more things like the Rikudo's knowledge of chakra, Hamura's Mastery of seals, Kaguya's ablitities! And I can do all these things!- Ugh, forget that...okay. So at the moment. I am this women named Naruko Reio and I every single women I know right now is my slave/wife/fuck dummy/bitch/human urinal/milk carton/human toilet and but slut, not to mention they'll do anything I tell them to without any doubt, hesitation or slight misunderstanding".

Naruko(naked) sat up with her G-cups bouncing and looked at Soifon as she said "Soifon. Get naked and suck my cock now"

Soifon stood up and nodded as she threw the white haori she was wearing away along with all the clothing she had on which fell to her small feet.

She had a very slim body as her legs were shaved, her small bubble but was dirty and smelled of a bad smell, her shaved vagina was licking with juices already, and she had very small breasts that went well with her small body. She climbed on to the stretcher and got under the green sheets to hide her from view. Soifon stared at the 8 inches long and 3 inches wide meat stick for a moment, then used both hands to grab a hold of it as she started to suck on the mushroom head.

Naruko eye widened as the sensation came rushing to her too fast as the strange but new feeling was tooo much for her to handle.

'Oh-...OH MY GOD! IS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE?! THIS FEELS SO FUCKING WONDERFUL! AH MY FUCKING GOD!'

Naruko dug her finger nails into the beds mattress when Soifon took the entire length into her mouth and bobbed her head slowly with her small tongue trying to wrap the big shaft of meat. She relaxed her throat muscles and forced the entire thing down as it appeared from the outside, not screaming of agony but moaning as she quickly used her middle finger to fuck her smelly rectum hard.

Her uterus released was beginning to drip with pure sun-yellow urine mixed with the sweat of her body and the juices of her pussy.

Without even releasing it, Naruko groaned as he used both hands to grabbed hold of the teenage looking second squad captain who eye widen in happiness at being face-raped by her alpha omega, supreme Goddess and Master.

She squealed occasionally, making Naruko go faster with her eyes slightly went to the back of her head...

'I can feel something familiar at crotch...I'm about to cum...is this how it feels to release with a penis?...Truly...Truly wonderful!'

BURST!

Soifon, using her free hand, grabbed Naruko shafted as she closed her eyes and held her breath. The cum went rushing down into Soifon's oesophagus into her stomach and Naruko pulled out slight with the mushroom head of her penis no just at the mouth area still bursting with torrents of cum. Soifon tried her very best to swallow, but failed as most of it dripped from the corners f her mouth spilling onto the mattress and Naruko's thighs.

Yachiru looked at the scene for brief moment before interrupting "Soifon-kun. Please release yourself from Naruko-sama, get dressed and report back to your barracks. Naruko-sama has not fully recovered to go any longer or else she could suffer from internal damage of her testis and sperm duct".

Naruko fell back onto the pillow of the stretcher bed and released her grip on Soifon's head...

"(Blissful sigh) I could really get used to this...and quickly too. Well, this proves my theory that I have complete command of them...wait. This one standing besides me...yes..."

"Just what the fuck do you think your doing Retsu? Don't you see Soifon is just trying is only doing what I told her to do?" said Nruko as she glared at Retsu who gasped with shocked.

The black haired neck braided women kept quiet, then smiled with eye smiles as she said "My sincere apologies, Naruko-sama. But it seems you have also suffered amnesia from the poison"

"Poison? Just what in the name of sweet ass are you talking about here?" said Naruko...

'All I can remember is my past life, the gifts of Kaguya, this place, who I am, my bitches and the rest...wait a minute here.

Something is not here- UGH! Stupid me! I thought Kaguya created this parallel universe but in truth, she sent me to a universe which she altered and changed, meaning I'm not in my body, but the body of my counter part! The abilities are mines yes, but my counter parts has next to nothing on fighting! Just creating things like dimensions, worlds, species, after lives, energy and other bullshit!...boring. And why call yourself the Reio if you know full damm fucking well you're the real Kami of life and death as it's known! It can't be changed since name changing could do something in the sands of time'

Soifon picked out the covers with a look of curiosity as she titled her head slightly saying "Naruko-sammaaa...you honestly don't remembeeeeeeeeer-

"KAWAIII!" screamed Naruko as she pulled Soifon from out the blanket and smothered her with a tight hug rubbing her face against Soifon's own then pressing the petite little girl- women. Retsu giggle while hiding her mouth with her right hands index finger.

"Well, yesterday you were injected with a deadly poison on one of your testicals that is said to give a burning pain to the heart, cause bad kidney failure, bursting of testis and seal your urethra shut stopping waste from exiting and causing you blindness mostly. It was Shihoin-chan who got you first as soon as you sent a signal of distress but...you seem to have sent while you're still asleep."

Naruko stopped hugging the petite 2nd Gotei squad captain who smiled as she snuggled up to Naruko...

"I see. Could you write me a full written report of what you know on who poisoned me? Why? Who he is and where he is from? Also, would you mind on making multiple reports of what what my memory has lost starting from 200 years ago?" asked Naruko as she got a nod from Retsu who left the room with the clipboard in hand. Naruko looked back to see Soifon resting her head on her right breast and said "Soifon, It's time you go play Big bad boss now. I forgive and it's fine, you can be thanful to me later-

"Hmmmm...mmmmm(moans) Yoruichi-sama can take care of that. I didn't justify my apology enough" answered Soifon as she rubbed her right small foot on Naruko's leg and climbed up top of her to kiss Naruko full on as Soifon sucked on her master's' lips then lick Naruko on the right side of her face getting a deep moan from the Mega Deity who jolted a little from Soifon grinding her wet pussy against Naruko's hard vein pulsing shaft.

Naruko opened her eyes as she looked into Soifon's eyes and responded "As tempting as that sounds, I none the less don't want to cause you any trouble with Yama-kun and the rest of your colleges. It's best that go back to work. I'll be fiiiiiine Soifon-chan" Naruko smiles as she caresses Soifon's check "I understand you don't want to go UN-punished so you won't be wearing under wear and shoes for the until I'm cleared by Retsu-chan".

With a sad expression, Soifon got off Naruko and got dressed, not before giving Naruko her yellow bee-pattern panties and shoes...

"My natural smell will be hopefully enough to please you. I'll return to you as soon as possible Naruko-sama" and walked out the door with her facial expression changing to her serious take-no-shit look, The first to capture the sight of Soifon's small feet was none other then Omeada who was just passing by eating some potato chips. He stopped for moment when he saw them and looked a Soifon with a 'WTF' look as he said "Ta-tai-taicho...What happened to your shoes?"

"Never had any. Is there a problem with that, fat fuck?" said Soifon as she glared at Omeada who shook with fear at the menacing glare and answered "N-No! No there isn't Ta-taicho!" said Omeada with a shaky voice-

SNIIFF!

SNIFF SNIFF!

Omaeda looked between Soifon's crotch then down to the ground to see actual wiz dripping in the form of a tap of water dripping with drops of water. Soifon, seeing this, glared at the horizontally tall shinigami who now backed away slowly from the glare straight at him and Omaeda scattered away without ever looking back.

Back with Naruko, she layed back into bed and covered her chest and slept as she thought to herself...

'Now this...I can get used to!'

To be continued