Little Green Hamburgers

by rayzorbudgie

What happens when Sonic finds Eggmans email address? This is my first story. Flames are accepted, but so are possitive comments. WARNING: May give the reader very unomfortable feelings. Please Read and review

Little Green Hamburgers

Disclaimer: I do not own sonic the hedgehog, a car, or anything related to sonic in any way. All the sonic the hedgehog characters are copyrighted SEGA, sonic team, TMS, and everyone else I missed. I do not own sonic or anything. Have fun reading the story, and enjoy.

Sonic: hello?

Eggman: who is this?

Sonic: doesn't matter. What you doin'?

Eggman: plotting.

Sonic: for?

Eggman: do you need to know.

Sonic: maybe. I would like to know.

Eggman: tell me your name.

Sonic: I can't.

Eggman: why not? I'll tell you mine.

Sonic: I already know your name, Eggman.

Eggman: how do you know my name?

Sonic: I'm not telling.

Eggman: this better not be Sonic the Sucker.

Sonic: WHAT!!!!! How dare you call me a SUCKER!!!

Eggman: HOW DID YOU FIND MY EMAIL ADDRESS?

Sonic: I have my ways. Did I tell you I'm good at HACKING?

Egg man: Liar, Liar.

Sonic: Nope. I'm not lying. I love to hack... only into your computer. You got a whole bunch of stuff on your computer. I read it all.

It was all kind of nasty. Like how you want to take over the sausage company and rule all of the planet hotdogs. THAT'S SO MEAN!

I would laugh in the same evil style as you would but I don't know how to spell it but it's very annoying. You don't know how it sounds but if you did hear it, you would be pretty annoyed.

Eggman: Go away right now, or I'll make you.

Sonic: Oh yea, what you gonna do? Send Bocune? Hah ha hah ha hah ha hah! - My gut!!!

Eggman: Hmmm... Actually, yes!

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Bocune: HAHAHAHAHAA! HI SONIC!

Eggman: Are you still there? Hello? HAH HA HAH HA HAH HA HAH! farts

Sonic: Man, I can't believe Bocune blew me all the way to planet mars... funny, I don't remember little green hamburgers living on this planet.

HEY! YOU GUYS ARE FROM PLANET CHIP DIP! I WANT SOME CHIP DIP! Sonic screams and runs through a wall... Which appears out of nowhere?

Little Green Hamburgers: Scream and run through the same wall except they just jump out of Sonics outline!

The End

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Well, this was a very old story of mine, dunno when I made it… or even how. But it's kinda creepy, ya know, how I write. I won't always write like this though. Just to let you know, so you don't, like, freak out or something.