What Happened?

The Sages Boardem

The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

As our hero sleeps in the temple of sages, the sage of light is having the hardest fight of his life... the fight of boardem.

"Damn I'm so board... this kid has been asleep for six years now. What is taking him so long to wake up? I know, I'll make Link look like a girl! That'll teach him to wake up sooner... The light sage smirked

"Ha ha ha ha! So funny! Put these on him... pierce this here... ha ha ha ha ha ha! He looks like a girl ha ha ha ha!" He then took a nice long look at Link. He has tights on and both his ears are pierced. His clothes are smaller and it looks like he's was wearing a miniskirt.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha there's still another eight months left..."

(Eight months later)

Link awoke from his slumber with a big "YAWN" "good morning Link" said the sage of light.

Link looked stunned for a minute before yelling "I NEED TO PEEE!!!" Link then turned around and ran to the pee off the edge of the platform. "Ahhh much better..." Link said relieved

"Link..." the sage started

"What? Where... WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF?!" Link asked

"Well..."

(Flash back)

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna put his boomerang with his little sword and I'll cut down all the Deku sticks... GO!" the sage threw the boomerang and did end up cutting down all the sticks "YES!!" he yelled at the top of his voice. Just then the boomerang hit the waterfall and fell down into the abyss. "Damn..."

(Normal)

"Ugh... you can't use some of your items any more!" The sage quickly lied

"Oh..." Link said.

"Link look at yourself! Your all grown up!" said Navi

"AHH! How come I'm dressed like a girl? And where's my shield?!" Link yelled anger rising.

"Ugh... well let's just say that fire doesn't go well with it." Said the sage.

"Where are my beans?" Link asked

"Well... I got hungry. In seven years you get kinda hungry." Said the sage with the floating stomach.

"What about my bracelet?" Link asked with his madness reflected in his eyes.

"well..." the sage started.

(Flash back)

"Oooooh shiney!!" SMASH "Oops... I've destroyed it. AHH! His trap-stopper blew up... well he wont remember about that anyways..." the sage sighed "Well there's about another seven years of sitting here."

(Normal)

"Umm... Its time to start your new quest to stop Gannon. Take this medallion, it contains my power. It will help you to defeat him." Said the sage.

Light then sounded Link and took him back to the temple of time.