Life after X-Men

-Wolverine and X-23 retired to a log cabin in the woods, whilst Logan and Sabertooth finally put aside their differences and got married, in some weird turn of events.

-Lance and Kitty broke up permanently, and Kitty married Colossus on a drunken party spree in Vegas.

-Colossus married Kitty while drunk. They now have two kids.

-Jean and Scott both went insane and took over an alternate universe.

-Pyro got a respectable job that he could enjoy, creating test fires for the Bayville fire department.

-Rouge gained control of her powers and got hitched with Remy.

-Remy got hitched with Rouge, and they now have two sets of twins.

-Toad and Scarlet Witch got married by Freddy.

-Freddy Became a Lutheran Pastor, and preformed the ceremony for Todd and Wanda's wedding he also married and has two children.

-Quicksilver became a camera man and filmed the Documentary Life on the Edge: Pietro Maximoff.

-Nightcrawler and Amanda got married and now have three fuzzy red white and blue children age's three to eight.

-Bobby and Jubilee started their own School.

-Lance moved to California and taught the people there how to build quake proof buildings.

-Magneto became a hobo.

-The Professor joined him. They now produce word a day calendars for fun with their remaining cash. (1)

-All the other new mutants formed there own X-men team, sans Rhane.

-Rhane married a werewolf god in Asgard. She now has around 80 children, all of which have their parent's powers.

-Evan went into the word a day with Erik and Charles.

-Beast went on to star in I: Animal; a documentary about teaching Shakespeare to gorillas in the Congo.

-Captain America formed the Avengers.

-Fury went on a psycho killing spree of super heroes, and was stopped by the Punisher.

-Every two years, almost everyone gets together and goes bar hopping. I say almost everyone, because some are dead or insane.

1: A reference to Todd Fan's Yin and Yang. I want an update. It's hilarious, you should check it out.