DODGER'S GIRLS (to the tune of "Little Girls" from "Annie")
(CONTEXT: Just a couple of Dodger fan (Rosebud5, AMAZING PERSON and the other is modeled after me) singing about the crazy girls that make up Dodger's fanbase.)
DODGER FANGIRL:
Dodger's girls
Dodger's girls
Everywhere we turn
We can see him.
ROSEBUD5:
Dodger's girls
Dodger's girls
Night and day we eat
Sleep and breathe him
DODGER FANGIRL:
We're all ordinary fangirls
With feelings
ROSEBUD5:
We get giggly like fools
Whenever he's near
FANGIRL:
But we admit
ROSEBUD5:
He doesn't know it
BOTH:
Because we're apart in age
By 200 years!
FANGIRL:
How we love
His little hat
Little shoes and each
Little song he sings
ROSEBUD5:
If he climbed a hill for us,
Wore a daffodil,
We'd squee till we drop!
FANGIRL:
Some women are happy with Charlie
ROSEBUD5:
Some think that Sikes has got curls (Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?)
They are tough,
FANGIRL:
Devotion they got,
But they ain't got nothing on
BOTH:
Dodger's girls!
Dodger shirts,
Dodger walls
Everything around us is
Dodger!
If we were in Fagin's gang
Surely we would get
Dodger noticing us!
Someday we'll end up in a nuthouse
Until our banner unfurls
There we'll stay
Tucked away
Till the world will give respect to
Dodger's
GIRLS!
(Fangirl ends song. Dodger walks onstage whistling and juggling apples.)
FANGIRL:
OMG! DODGER, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
ROSEBUD5:
NO, MARRY ME!
DODGER:
WHAT THE BLEEDIN' HECK?
(Fangirl and Rosebud5 chase Dodger offstage as he yells that he will get his attorney to get a restraining order against them.)
FINI