Dean carefully placed his hand on top of cas', and gave him a warm smile. Cas barley noticed. He was still staring intensely at the large jar of mayonnaise sitting on the counter. He wasn't sure if he could go through what Dean wanted. What Dean had dreamed of. Dean took his other hand and put it to cas' face. "Its okay my baby muffin" he said softly in his ear, "Ive been doing this my entire life. Well take it slow."
Cas pulled his eyes away from the mayo jar and focused them on Dean's expectant look. "I just don't know my baby cakes" he said "I've never tried anything so.. Exoctic"
"Its going to be okay my sexy muffin butt" he said to him. Cas nodded but was obviously hesitant Before Cas could change his mind, Dean jumped up and ripped all of his clothes off. Ran over to the mayo jar, opened the lid, and began to pour the liquid on to himself. Once it was all empty, he used his hands to rub it in so it was dripping off all parts of his body. Cas stared at her. His eyes watched Dean's mayonnaise dripping body with lust.
Dean flipped his hair "would you like some?" he asked seductively. Cas nodded eagerly and began to take off all his clothes. Dean ran into the kitchen and grabbed a large jar of mustard and began cover Cas' hot naked body with it. Cas moaned with desire. Dean and Cas were now covered head to toe in sexual condiments and could not help but look at each other with an intense passion.
That is when Dean took it to a new level.
Dean Grabbed the pound of roast beef and began to smear it all over Cas' sculpted mustard chest. His lover did the same and they lustfully ate medium rare meat dipped in condiments from each others bodies. Cas took out the loaf of bread from the cabinet and smeared the roast beef onto his chest and Dean's thigh and made himself a delicious sand which. Dean did the same.
There is no one in the world they would rather be eating condiments off. And they swore it was the best sand which they ever had. Dean and Cas continued to fulfill their sexual desires…