Swiftfire: Welcome to Punk'd I shall punk any warrior you ask so R&R. Today I'll punk...wait I need a co-host.*goes through contact book* I'll just call Icewind*calls Icewind*
(Icewind randomly appears)
Swiftfire: What's up Icewind?
Icewind: Nothing the Torture Show again?
Swiftfire: No Punk'd.
Icewind: Great.
Swiftfire: Let's punk Ashfur.
(Ashfur randomly appears)
Ashfur: You again?
Swiftfire: Got a problem with it?*unsheathes claws*
Ashfur:*looks scared* No.
Swiftfire: Good. Squirrelflight wants to go out with you on a date.
Ashfur: Cool I guess you're nice now.*so he thinks, not really same old evil Swiftfire*
Swiftfire: Yeah you'd better hurry. *waits for Ashfur to leave* Now our accomplices are Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight.
Icewind: Yes they are so let's watch.
Squirrelflight: Hi Ashfur.
Ashfur Hey Squirrelflight.
DURING THE MAIN COURSE
Brambleclaw: Hey buddy what are doing with my wife?
Ashfur: Having dinner with her. Got a problem with it?
Brambleclaw: What'd do you grab a f***n gun and threaten her?
Squirrelflight: He sure did Brambleclaw he had a bazooka and said if I didn't go he'd kill me. *hides behind Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: I'll beat the s***t out of you b***h.
Ashfur: Look b*****d do you want to fight?
Brambleclaw: Yeah I'll teach you to say away from my wife.
Icewind and Swiftfire: *runs between Ashfur and Brambleclaw* YOU"VE BEEN PUNK'D
Ashfur: WHAT? I thought you were nice now.
Swiftfire: No I am not I'm still evil
Icewind: Yes, yes she is still very evil and needs to go to therapy about anger issues.
Swiftfire: Do you want me to do something to you?
Swiftfire and Icewind: see ya next week!