Hey guys my name is Science over magic but you can call me S.O.M – BRO… I'm sorry I'm just very punny!
(Boo get off the stage)
Quiet you!
Anyways this is my first fanfic aptly named: The remnant gamer: Save file 2
This is a parallel story to Flameclawsxx's: The remnant gamer
Now before you say anything this story will only mention his story in passive unless we decide to directly colab on a chapter as I want this to be its own adventure to a good degree as we still will be following the main rwby cast.
With that said I'd love to see your reviews till then se yall next time!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything but my character in this story.
AN 2: i had to go back and fix thae stats they should be good now
Prologue
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System reboot…
Creating new save…
Error save file 1 full cannot overwrite save file name S.C
Reroute to save file 2…
Would you like to make a new game [y/n]?
[y]
Thank you enjoy the world of remnant!...
ERROR! SF_S.C STILL ACTIVE! DO YOU STILL WANT TO PROCEEDE [y/n]?
[y]
… Its your funeral.
The Void
Empty.
Such an odd word similar to zilch, nada, nothing.
Yet it seamed to be the perfect description for where I was.
Just an empty void.
Well until a book just popped into existence.
"In the beginning there where 2 brother gods one of creation and one of destruction."
Instantly my mind went to two special hands one that was a master and one that was crazy yet I knew that was wrong after all crazy hand didn't join smash bros until melee so I thought nothing of it.
"They were always at each other's throats for obvious reasons it wasn't until the brother god of destruction created one of the most horrifying things to ever exist for things to reach their worst…"
"The Grimm."
that got my attention instantly after all the Grimm where the mindless monsters of my favorite show simply know as RWBY
"so, wait this book is going on about RWBY and I'm in the void so either a.) I'm dead and I've already lost it which I doubt because I just took a nap or b.) I'm just having a crazy dream…" I said to myself.
"Yeah, I'll go with b."
"at this point the 2 brothers decided to settle their spat once and for all and they created one being together…"
"they called it humanity"
"hey umm I know you're a book and all and I know this is a dream but… could you please get to the more relevant stuff like how I rick roll cinders attempt to cause panic or something?"
"look whose impatient!"
I look around to try to find out who said that yet for my troubles I get a golden baseball to the head.
"Ow hey who did that!"
"Me you dofus!" the voice said.
I look at the baseball
"um you're a living baseball?"
It was then It grew a star on its top as well as feet when I saw that I knew who I was talking to.
"Be glad I don't have arms… or hands… OR ELSE I WOULD GIVE YOU THE BUISNESS!" the ball screamed.
"Wait! Your starlow! I'm sorry I called you a baseball!" I exclaim
"Yup and don't wear it out! Now kid lets get down to brass tacks yes you were taking a nap, but we decided to put you in the world of remnant just for the kick of it and no your family doesn't know your gone your still asleep in your room like a bum."
"Ok first off we? Second off how does that work?" I ask.
"Uh us star spirits duh…" she replied as if it was the most well-known fact ever. "and to your second question could give a huge explanation about magic and all that but I'm feel lazy today so I will be blunt we made a deal with price dreambert he links you to the world of remnant through your dreams, I make sure you don't die and we all get to watch you cause some good old fashioned mayhem throughout remnant. Now when ever you wake up you'll be back in your normal body but from now on when you sleep you'll go to remnant for our entertainment… although we also should mention that to keep you alive and not make my baby you we have decided to give you a thing your kind likes to call the gamer ability. I hope you like it!"
As she said this gold light grew around me and when it died down… well nothing changed and honestly, I expected to at least feel a warmth of power or something.
"Well that was anti-climactic." I state.
"Shut up." she griped.
"let me guess now all I have to say or think is menu." And as I said the magic word nothing happened.
"HA HA! Nope that's not how it works far from it instead you gotta…" she paused to pull out a suitcase. "open this suitcase."
As I did so a pamphlet fell out and being the curious guy that I was I open it
Quest Alert!
Prologue: welcome to remnant
Its time to embark on a quest super Mario style! Get ready and prepare for the unforgiving Grimm.
Objectives.
Assign stats [ ]
Get a name [ ]
Defeat ?[ ]
Bonus objective
Man up and drink the coffee [ ]
Rewards:
1,000 lien
+ 20 stat points (this will be the only time we will give you stat points strait up so chose wisely)
50 xp
1 recovery set
1 wooden hammer
Bonus rewards
?
"Ok is that all this is simple enough." I state as I put down the pamphlet and picked up a manila folder that had stats written on it.
Name: enter a name.
"hey starlow I need a pen can I borrow one?" I ask.
"Sure, but after your done I want it back." She replied and with that a pen popped into my hand from out of nowhere
Name: John Fredrick
Race: ?
Level 0 (0%)
HP:50
AP: n/a
BP/TP: 100
Def: 0
Syn: 0
Pow: 0
Speed: 0
Stache: 0
Skills:
Gamers body/Mind (MAX):
You know what this is, but we will refresh you basically pal you cannot be truly harmed instead of losing a limb you just lose a ton of hp you know? As for the mind aspect it keeps you from freaking out and frame being messed with mentally
Observe:
Its over 9000! With this skill you can learn about your surroundings it will automatically give you info as
Jump: (MAX)
Your jump is as high and dangerous as the red man himself does damage equal to your Pow and you can hit an opponent twice if you line up your shot right
Gear:
Gloves:
No gloves equiped
Boots:
Worn down boots (EQU)
Low quality jumping boots at least they don't fall apart
Socks:
Worn down socks (EQU)
They are defiantly not going to be smelling good anytime soon but at least your feet are warm
Hammer:
No hammer equipped
Badge:
No badge equipped
Misc.:
No misc. gear equipped
"Now before you start I would like to mention two things. First off you can easily see there are a few changes from the typical Mario stats that's because we couldn't perfectly replicate his stat system into your gamer ability it just wouldn't work so we worked from the frame work of the normal system." She explained. "The big changes are that def now instead of increasing resistance now just bumps up your health and ap when you unlock it. That and syn is in place of the standard bp which is also tp for when ever you're not alone tp stands for team point while as you already know bp is short for bros points when you unlock a spell or bros move we will go over it then. Second…" The pen poofs out of existence.
"Hey! I wasn't done with it!" I yell pissed that she yoinked it out of my hand basically.
"Nope" She replied.
"Why not?"
"Because you're not going to write the in that folder anymore instead all you have to do is drink some coffee" She said with a smug grin.
And out of nowhere a cup of coffee appeared in my off hand
At that my heart sank now I understood why the pamphlet was talking about coffee it was because back in the old Mario and luigi series stats where concrete with two exception one being a bonus wheel you could spin to get bonus point to any one stat after a lvl up and the second being bleck… coffee.
You see there were seven different types of coffee in the Mario universe. The woo, hoo, hee and chuckle blends that raised hp, bp, stache, and speed respectively. And the mixtures such as the hoolumbion, chuckachino, and teheespresso which also raised pow and def for the first two with the espresso rolling a random stat up the difference between the rest and the espresso is that they raised a stat by 2 points while the espresso raised one by 3 points and I loved coffee in game after all who says no to free stat points?
But in real life I always hated coffee it was just way to bitter for me no matter how much cream or sugar I put in it I just wanted to barf because of its bitter taste…
So, what if I'm a wimp when it comes to drinks I don't care.
"well are you going to drink some or are you going to just whine and ask for stat points strait up?" She challenged.
Well seeing as it was a bonus objective and I probably will have to do more of this in the future I decided to at least suck it up and not be a baby.
As I said who says no to free stat points?
"ill say this now this one is not the standard fair just think of the stat points you want assigned out of the pool of 50 we are giving you and drink and you're done! OH, and think of the race you want to be including the Mario fare of species." she explained.
And with that I just rip off the band aid and chug the coffee.
"ughh gross" I whine "taste like ass."
After complaining like a baby for a few minutes I checked the folder to see it was now a nice goldish color.
Name: John Fredrick
Race: beanish
Level 0 (0%)
HP:88/88
AP: n/a
BP/TP: 150/150
Def: 15
Syn: 10
Pow: 10
Speed: 5
Stache: 10
my entire body and clothes begin to change now instead of a white tee I was in a yellow tunic instead of cargo pants I had yellow shorts and following the trend instead of running shoes i had big brown shoes on not necessarily a boot but not a shoe exactly either. I also lost my glasses and my baby mustache and now I was a lime greenish color and my head turned into the shape of a bean. And to finish things off I shrunk down to a nice '5,2'. I would say I was surprised but I literally asked for it.
At least now I won't get lewded.
Somewhere in Forever Fall
"Achoo!" a girl with white and pink hair sneezed
"Bless you, Neo" a girl with purple hair said.
"thanks Neptune." The now named Neo replied.
Back in the void
New skill acquired:
It came from Bean Bean:
YOU'RE A BEAN PANIC! Just kidding… kind of. You now are heartier and cuter + 5 def, +5 stache
You also gain 5% more money from kills.
At that my eyes widened, and I looked at my stats again.
Name: John Fredrick
Race: Beanish
Level 0 (0%)
HP:100/100
AP: n/a
BP/TP: 150/150
Def: 20
Syn: 10
Pow: 10
Speed: 5
Stache: 15
"Nice." I whistle
"don't get to happy you still have to kill you first foe even if it's a wimp" Starlow piped up.
"Oh yeah I forgot. Let's do this! LEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNISSS!" I exclaim like an idiot.
It was then I heard a snicker behind me.
I whirled around, and I saw...
A big green bean with two feet and two eyes.
Beanie
Level 1
Race: monster (Grimm)
Hp: 50/50
Mp: 50/50
Def: 0
Syn: 0
Pow: 15
Speed: 15
Stache: 0
Yikes sure its stats sucked but so do mine and for its speed well I just know this fight was going to suck.
It decided it was tired of laughing and charges at me for that I just jump and land on its head as is gets under me
Nice!
Lucky! (dmg x2)!
Beanie
Hp: 30/50
Using its head, a as springboard I backflip and jump on him again.
excellent!
Super lucky! (dmg x3)!
And with that the beanie just blew up in a puff a smoke leaving behind some loot
You got:
0 exp
10 lien
Quest complete!
Its time to embark o a quest super Mario style! Get ready and prepare for the unforgiving Grimm.
Objectives.
Assign stats [x]
Get a name [x]
Defeat beanie [x]
Bonus objective
Man up and drink the coffee [x]
Rewards:
1,050 lien
+ 20 stat points (this will be the only time we will give you stat points strait up so chose wisely)
50 xp
1 recovery set
set includes:
1 mushroom
1 1-up shroom
1 nut
1 syurp
1 wooden hammer
Bonus rewards
1 coffee maker
Level up!
Name: John Fredrick
Race: Beanish
Level 0 (0%) - level 1 (0%)
HP:100/100 - 152/152
AP: n/a
BP/TP: 150/150 - 155/155
Def: 20 - 21
Syn: 10 - 11
Pow: 10
Speed: 5 - 7
Stache: 15
Please spin the bonus wheel.
Ah the bonus wheel, my favorite thing about the M&L series, always after a lvl up you got to choose a stat to be randomly boosted between 1 thru 6 seeing as my speed was low I decided to use the wheel on it.
Name: John Fredrick
Race: Beanish
Level 1 (0%)
HP: 152/152
AP: n/a
BP/TP: 255/255
Def: 21
Syn: 11
Pow: 10
Speed: 7 - 10
Stache: 15
"Yes! This is great!" I beam.
"Well with that done let's go!" Starlow chirps.
"uh how are we getting there?" I ask.
"Oh, don't worry" She chuckles.
With that ominous statement I pass out.
A/N: Hope you all loved the firs chapter of: the remnant gamer: save file 2.
What will john wake up to? A bunch of cheerleaders? Salem? An angry neo?
Who knows. Well that's all for this chapter follow and favorite if you want to see more.
S.O.M out!