WARNING: THIS IS RANDOM! EXTREMELY, UTTERLY, AND STUPIDLY! AND IT'S CRUEL, EXCEPTIONALLY CRUEL! And yet it works and now this is and inside joke between all of my friends….read and become part of the group! *Throws open arms as an invitation*
Scene 1:
Hatori is kneeling before the God, hoping for the best, "We wish to be married."
"NO, I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!" Akito screamed. He threw something at Hatori, a yellow, plastic something…
The thing smashed into the Dragon's left eye, drawing blood on contact.
"H-Hatori? What's the matter? It was only a rubber duck…" Akito whirled on Kana, "This is all your fault!"
He repeated the mantra, Kana growing more horrified by the second. Wait, a rubber duck?
Shigure threw open the sliding door, "Akito…Hatori…"
He seized the God's arms, restraining him, "Kana, go take care of Hatori!"
As the two fled the room the Dog spotted a bloody object on the floor.
"Akito…is that a….rubber duck?"
Akito nodded, a savage violence still haunting his eyes, "Yes, it was the closest thing to me! I didn't think it would cause that much damage! And besides, he deserves it, trying to abandon me like that…"
And despite the gravity of the situation, Shigure began to laugh.