This is What You Get If You Put Together Disney and Broadway!
Please rate me! This is my first story! Dont mean to offend anybody! All characters have been copyrighted by their various companies.
___ = thoughts
*___* = actions
"___" = words
-___- = details (setting, etc.)
- Behind the scenes at the Disney/ DreamWorks studio.-
*Shrek and Princess Fiona are practicing their lines*
Shrek= It's not my fault that I'm an ogre!
Fiona= You will never be a knight!
Shrek= It's not my fault!
Fiona= NEVER! Never, Never, Never! Do you hear me? You will never be a knight!
Kiara= You will never be Mufasa!
Shrek and Fiona= How the heck did you get in here? And where are you from?
Kiara= Upendi.
Shrek and Fiona= WHAT??
Kiara= Haven't you heard of Upendi?
Shrek and Fiona= Uhh...no.
Kiara= Well...*singing* In Upendi, where the passion fruit grow sweet...
Shrek and Fiona= SHUT IT!
Kiara= It just takes two to make it through, your heart....will...take... you-
Harry Potter= SILENTIUS ANTICANTOS!!
*Kiara's mouth is permanently sealed shut*
Everyone= YAY!
-Later, on the set of HP-
Director= We're running late! Where is everyone? Oh there you are! We're late! Do you hear me? LATE, LATE, LATE! We only have one more day to finish this!
Valjean= One day moo-ah! Another day another deshtiny...
Director= Whatever.
*Marius walks into the mens room*
*sees Cosette and Malfoy snogging (passionately)
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= Damn. She never kissed me like that! I can take a hint! Maybe if I jump a long way down, I'll wake up from this nightmare. *jumps out three- story window*
-from downstairs-=Sh*t! I TOLD YOU DUMBA*S LAWN PEOPLE TO COVER THE ROCKS, NOT SHARPEN THEM!! OWWW! IS THERE A MEDIC IN THE HOUSE?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MORE NONSENSE COMING SOON!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Please rate me! This is my first story! Dont mean to offend anybody! All characters have been copyrighted by their various companies.
___ = thoughts
*___* = actions
"___" = words
-___- = details (setting, etc.)
- Behind the scenes at the Disney/ DreamWorks studio.-
*Shrek and Princess Fiona are practicing their lines*
Shrek= It's not my fault that I'm an ogre!
Fiona= You will never be a knight!
Shrek= It's not my fault!
Fiona= NEVER! Never, Never, Never! Do you hear me? You will never be a knight!
Kiara= You will never be Mufasa!
Shrek and Fiona= How the heck did you get in here? And where are you from?
Kiara= Upendi.
Shrek and Fiona= WHAT??
Kiara= Haven't you heard of Upendi?
Shrek and Fiona= Uhh...no.
Kiara= Well...*singing* In Upendi, where the passion fruit grow sweet...
Shrek and Fiona= SHUT IT!
Kiara= It just takes two to make it through, your heart....will...take... you-
Harry Potter= SILENTIUS ANTICANTOS!!
*Kiara's mouth is permanently sealed shut*
Everyone= YAY!
-Later, on the set of HP-
Director= We're running late! Where is everyone? Oh there you are! We're late! Do you hear me? LATE, LATE, LATE! We only have one more day to finish this!
Valjean= One day moo-ah! Another day another deshtiny...
Director= Whatever.
*Marius walks into the mens room*
*sees Cosette and Malfoy snogging (passionately)
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= AHHHH!!!!
Cosette and Malfoy= *snogging noises*
Marius= Damn. She never kissed me like that! I can take a hint! Maybe if I jump a long way down, I'll wake up from this nightmare. *jumps out three- story window*
-from downstairs-=Sh*t! I TOLD YOU DUMBA*S LAWN PEOPLE TO COVER THE ROCKS, NOT SHARPEN THEM!! OWWW! IS THERE A MEDIC IN THE HOUSE?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ MORE NONSENSE COMING SOON!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^