So I wrote a fanfic for my OTP...
I do not own Death Note...
"I need to tell you something," the great detective L said, looking straight at his crush. "I don't know if you'll accept my feelings, but hear me out. Please."
"Every time I look at you, my heart races. I just want to eat you up." L blushed, looking down. "My, look at me, saying such silly things. It's embarrassing." He chuckled sheepishly.
"But!" He began determinedly, looking at his beloved someone once more. "That's not the point. You see, I have these feelings I don't understand. Feelings for you." L looked to the side, his face becoming redder. "And I think these feelings might be, well... Love."
L looked straight at his special someone, his face as red as Weasley hair. "I love you!" He shouted out.
"Dude, what the hell are you doing?" Light Yagami had just happened to pass by, and had laid his eyes upon the strange sight of L proclaiming his love to a banana split.
"Oh, er... Nothing..." L said shyly, embarrassed.
"Right..." Light said, eying him suspiciously, walking away until there was hopefully less weird shit.
Not today, Light. Not today.