AN: HI... I have sooooooooooo much home work and stuff I need to get done… *sigh* somebody kill me already…
Hmmmm… not a bad idea…*evil smile*]
.......Okay any way. My friend got me in a mood to write Naruto soooo ^_^
Ta dah!!!
(Titel originally for a different story)
mxm implied (there is your warning)
Who's number one?
"He's a perverty but he's kinda cool!"
"Naruto you do realize you're talking about Jiriya... he's not just a pervert he's-"
"A world renoun pervert!" Kakashi said as he slung one of his arm's around the un-warry sensei's shoulders and held a copy of the 'renoun perverts' latest book in his other hand.
"Speaking of renoun perverts..." Iruka grumbled as he pushed the Jounin's hand off his shoulders. "Here comes the second one of Konah village."
"Aww," Kakashi's eye made a puppy face, while still directed at his book, and his hand came up to his heart. "Sensei that hurt."
"Oh suck it up you big baby."
Kakashi smiled.
"I'd do more than that if you'd let me."
Iruka flared angrily.
"We're leaving Naruto!"
"Uh, but Se-"
"No but's!!"
"Uh, okay."
Iruka started heading off.
"But you do realize I have training with Kakashi sensei later today right."
Iruka hit himself mentaly as he turned back, Naruto still pointing at the chuckling Jounin.
"Yes indeed he does. Along with Sauske, and Sakura-chan. Hmm... Why don't yo-"
"NO!!!"
Kakashi pouted, eye still glued to his book.
"You didn't even let me finish my sentence sensei!"
"The answer is NO! I will not join you! I get enough Kunei thrown at me in class five days a week, and then at the mission rooms when one misses it's original target! I'm amazed at how bad Konah ninja's acuracy is!"
'... That wasn't what I was trying to imply.' Kakashi thought as he turned the page.
"All right sensei. Your loss." Kakashi turned to walk a way. "See you tonight Naruto."
"Hey Sensei don't be late again tonight, okay?"
"Uhu... maybe if we had a certain sensei there to join our little party I wouldn't be."
"I AM NOT GOING!"
"Okay then..."
-poof-
Iruka let out a sigh. Kakashi sensei was really getting annoying lately.
-poof-
"Poof?"
Iruka felt something slap his ass.
"WHA?!"
He turned sharply just in time to see the Jounin's smirk over the cover of his book as he once again disapeared.
"KAKASHI SENSEI!!!" Iruka yelled "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A PERSONAL BUBBLE!?"
'I'll kill him next time I see him! Kill him!! That- that PERVERT!"
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Kakashi sat on top of a tree and chuckled as he finally closed his book and looked down at the yelling sensei. His back to him and his ass standing out against his tight pants.
'I think I like ninja pants.' he smirked as he watched the sensei walk off, in rather a huff, with Naruto. His hips swinging just a bit too much for a guy, as they did often when he was mad (which made it worth making him mad, just to see that).
Kakashi smiled again and watched till they were almost gone.
'Well,' he stood up and stretched pulling his book up 'back to the Icha Icha world that Jiriya has so wonderfully made just for us.'
-poof-
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Naruto looked at his muttering sensei as they headed towards the ramen stand.
'Is sensei really that oblivious?'
Naruto couldn't help but smile a bit.
'Guess I'll have to protect him.'
The two entered the stand.
'Uzumaki Naruto, assignment, to become the next Hokage and protect Umino Iruka from the clutches of the perverted sensei.'
A bowel of steaming ramen was set in front of him.
"All right!" he said before digging in, both his missions forgoten in the bliss of ramen broth.
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AN: Okay yeah... I'm terrible I'm horrible... I'm sorry!!
When Kakashi say's 'us' he means: Us pervert (which is HIM AND JIRIYA!! I swear I'm not one!!!)