What?!? How could this have happened?!? The Mako reactors have created another evil spawn......*loud scary music*
~*Man Eating Pocky*~ By Moi ô¿ô
In Cloud's Condo............
Sephy: So bored..........
Cloud: Wanna fight?
Sephy: Nah....its lost its luster.
Cloud: Poo......
Yuffie sits in the corner eating pocky
Cloud: Jeez.....how much can she eat??
Tifa: The bigger question is, how much pocky can we afford?
Aeris: Well, lets see......12 cans a day......times
365 days.....times 100 gill a can...we can supply pocky
for her for about 46 years.
Tifa: And what can we afford to eat till then?
Aeris: Well....we can afford 1 Tonberry finger a day.
Yuffie: *with her mouth full* Moff! Moff! Nof!!!
Cid: Man....she can really talk dirty when she wants to.
Yuffie: *swallows 4 pieces of pocky at once* More! More! NOW!
The party looks at each-other, then at Yuffie.
They tie Yuffie up, fly her over the newly built lake in
North Corel, and kick her off the deck of the Highwind.
Yuffie: Not funny!!!!!!
Cloud: Woo-hoo! We finally did it!
Sephy: Bye bye!
Yuffie lands in the water, and uses her ninja
skills to get out of the ropes.
Citizen: Look at the weird girl!
Yuffie: AGGH!
Citizen 2: Hee hee! She must be from another planet!!
Yuffie marches out of the town, and ends up at the North Corel Mako Reactor.
Yuffie: Grrr! *looks up* That stupid flag!! Hmm.....
wonder whats inside the door here.
Yuffie tries to open the door, but needs help.
Yuffie: Hmmm....I have an idea.... *gets out her nose-shaped materia sensor*
Yuffie picks up a red materia, and summons the monster.
Yuffie: Arise, and unleash your savage fury on this door!!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: Hey what the!? *falls out of the portal that opened, and lands on Yuffie's head*
Yuffie: Who're you??
Moi ô¿ô: I'm the author here.....so....what am I doing here?
Yuffie: This stupid piece of glass!!! It was suppossed to summon a big
hairy monster......You don't look hairy.
Moi ô¿ô: No. So....what do you need me for?
Yuffie: To open this door.
Moi ô¿ô: Oh....Ok.
They pull and pull, and the door slowly opens.
Moi ô¿ô: *confused look* Its....
Yuffie: *face brightens* POCKY!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: What the?
Yuffie uses a wind spell on the inside of the reactor, and a
tidal wave of pocky flows out of the door.
Moi ô¿ô: I thought they were suppossed to make materia.......
Yuffie: Who cares!? *chows down*
Moi ô¿ô: OWWWW!!
Yuffie: What!? What!?
Moi ô¿ô: It bit me!
Yuffie: The Pocky? Ha! Thats a good one!
Moi ô¿ô: No, really. *holds up his hand, with a pocky stuck to the end
of his finger*
Yuffie: Ewww.....
Moi ô¿ô: Thats it! I'm leaving!
Yuffie: You can't! As long as I have this materia that summons you!
Moi ô¿ô: *takes the materia, and chucks it really far*
The materia hits a rabid chocobo.
Moi ô¿ô: Uh-oh.......
Rabid Chocobo: WARRRRRRRRRK!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: *runs*
Yuffie: Hmmm...wonder why the pocky didn't attack me....
Moi ô¿ô reaches Cloud's Condo.
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô!?!?
Tifa: Where!? *turns*
Moi ô¿ô: Uhh..........hi?
Sephy: The great one speaks!!!
Aeris: Oh what can we do for you great one?
Moi ô¿ô: Get this off my finger.... *shows them the squirming pocky stuck to his finger*
Apon seeing Sephy, the pocky jumps off Moi ô¿ô's finger, and bites Sephy in the crotch.
Cloud: Ohhh.....thats......
Moi ô¿ô: No good.... *cringes*
Tifa: *takes the pocky, and it opens its eyes, and looks at her adoringly*
Moi ô¿ô: Ohhhh......*motions for all the men to leave the rom with him*
Outside...................
Cid: What is it???
Moi ô¿ô: The pocky didn't attack Yuffie either!
Sephy: *high voice* So? *clears his throat*
Moi ô¿ô: The pocky is man eating!
Barret: Yeah, ya dope! We figured that out already!
Moi ô¿ô: No, I mean its man eating.
Cloud: Eep!
Aeris is inside listening to them, and tells Tifa.
Aeris: We finally have a weapon against men!!!
Tifa: Woo-hoo! Lets find Yufie, and get her to stop eating all our pocky!
Tifa and Aeris find Yuffie at the North Corel Reactor, only.........
Tifa: You've eaten all the pocky!!!!!!
Aeris: NOOOOOOOO!!
Yuffie: So? *tries to get up, but is too fat*
Aeris: Tifa! Get a tongue depressor!
Yuffie: Huh? Why???
Aeris: To see if any of that pocky is salvagable!
Aeris sticks the tongue depressor down Yuffie's throat to get her to puke.
Tifa: No luck.............
Ultimate weapon flys down, suddenly, and kicks the reactor over.
Yuffie: NOOOO! My pocky!
Tifa and Aeris: Our fun!
Yuffie: Thats it! You've crossed the line!!
Yuffie belches so loud that it makes Ulti fall apart.
Tifa: Wow.......that was cool.....
Aeris: What?!
Yuffie: I'm.....uggh....something is wrong with that pocky...
Back at the condo...............
Moi ô¿ô: She's got that?!?
Doctor: Fraid so......
Moi ô¿ô: I'll tell her...nobody else wants to be there when she blows the "Great One" up.
Yuffie: The Great One!!
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....Yuffie?
Yuffie: He speaks my name! Oh glory, glory!
Moi ô¿ô: You have a rare disease, and I.....umm.....have to take you to my world to undergo treatment, since they don't have it here.......
Yuffie: I'd be honored!
Moi ô¿ô: No.....you wouldn't....
Yuffie: Why not?
Moi ô¿ô: We...*cough* have to travel through the dimensional....*cough* buthole...*cough*
Yuffie: NO! I REFUSE TO BE DEGRATED SO!
Moi ô¿ô: Oy..........Well, you can stay here and die then.
Yuffie: Die?! NO!
Moi ô¿ô: Fine....then you're coming with me through the dimensional butthole.
Yuffie: The real world....Now I'm scared!
THE END ô¿ô! For now................
~*Man Eating Pocky*~ By Moi ô¿ô
In Cloud's Condo............
Sephy: So bored..........
Cloud: Wanna fight?
Sephy: Nah....its lost its luster.
Cloud: Poo......
Yuffie sits in the corner eating pocky
Cloud: Jeez.....how much can she eat??
Tifa: The bigger question is, how much pocky can we afford?
Aeris: Well, lets see......12 cans a day......times
365 days.....times 100 gill a can...we can supply pocky
for her for about 46 years.
Tifa: And what can we afford to eat till then?
Aeris: Well....we can afford 1 Tonberry finger a day.
Yuffie: *with her mouth full* Moff! Moff! Nof!!!
Cid: Man....she can really talk dirty when she wants to.
Yuffie: *swallows 4 pieces of pocky at once* More! More! NOW!
The party looks at each-other, then at Yuffie.
They tie Yuffie up, fly her over the newly built lake in
North Corel, and kick her off the deck of the Highwind.
Yuffie: Not funny!!!!!!
Cloud: Woo-hoo! We finally did it!
Sephy: Bye bye!
Yuffie lands in the water, and uses her ninja
skills to get out of the ropes.
Citizen: Look at the weird girl!
Yuffie: AGGH!
Citizen 2: Hee hee! She must be from another planet!!
Yuffie marches out of the town, and ends up at the North Corel Mako Reactor.
Yuffie: Grrr! *looks up* That stupid flag!! Hmm.....
wonder whats inside the door here.
Yuffie tries to open the door, but needs help.
Yuffie: Hmmm....I have an idea.... *gets out her nose-shaped materia sensor*
Yuffie picks up a red materia, and summons the monster.
Yuffie: Arise, and unleash your savage fury on this door!!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: Hey what the!? *falls out of the portal that opened, and lands on Yuffie's head*
Yuffie: Who're you??
Moi ô¿ô: I'm the author here.....so....what am I doing here?
Yuffie: This stupid piece of glass!!! It was suppossed to summon a big
hairy monster......You don't look hairy.
Moi ô¿ô: No. So....what do you need me for?
Yuffie: To open this door.
Moi ô¿ô: Oh....Ok.
They pull and pull, and the door slowly opens.
Moi ô¿ô: *confused look* Its....
Yuffie: *face brightens* POCKY!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: What the?
Yuffie uses a wind spell on the inside of the reactor, and a
tidal wave of pocky flows out of the door.
Moi ô¿ô: I thought they were suppossed to make materia.......
Yuffie: Who cares!? *chows down*
Moi ô¿ô: OWWWW!!
Yuffie: What!? What!?
Moi ô¿ô: It bit me!
Yuffie: The Pocky? Ha! Thats a good one!
Moi ô¿ô: No, really. *holds up his hand, with a pocky stuck to the end
of his finger*
Yuffie: Ewww.....
Moi ô¿ô: Thats it! I'm leaving!
Yuffie: You can't! As long as I have this materia that summons you!
Moi ô¿ô: *takes the materia, and chucks it really far*
The materia hits a rabid chocobo.
Moi ô¿ô: Uh-oh.......
Rabid Chocobo: WARRRRRRRRRK!!!!
Moi ô¿ô: *runs*
Yuffie: Hmmm...wonder why the pocky didn't attack me....
Moi ô¿ô reaches Cloud's Condo.
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô!?!?
Tifa: Where!? *turns*
Moi ô¿ô: Uhh..........hi?
Sephy: The great one speaks!!!
Aeris: Oh what can we do for you great one?
Moi ô¿ô: Get this off my finger.... *shows them the squirming pocky stuck to his finger*
Apon seeing Sephy, the pocky jumps off Moi ô¿ô's finger, and bites Sephy in the crotch.
Cloud: Ohhh.....thats......
Moi ô¿ô: No good.... *cringes*
Tifa: *takes the pocky, and it opens its eyes, and looks at her adoringly*
Moi ô¿ô: Ohhhh......*motions for all the men to leave the rom with him*
Outside...................
Cid: What is it???
Moi ô¿ô: The pocky didn't attack Yuffie either!
Sephy: *high voice* So? *clears his throat*
Moi ô¿ô: The pocky is man eating!
Barret: Yeah, ya dope! We figured that out already!
Moi ô¿ô: No, I mean its man eating.
Cloud: Eep!
Aeris is inside listening to them, and tells Tifa.
Aeris: We finally have a weapon against men!!!
Tifa: Woo-hoo! Lets find Yufie, and get her to stop eating all our pocky!
Tifa and Aeris find Yuffie at the North Corel Reactor, only.........
Tifa: You've eaten all the pocky!!!!!!
Aeris: NOOOOOOOO!!
Yuffie: So? *tries to get up, but is too fat*
Aeris: Tifa! Get a tongue depressor!
Yuffie: Huh? Why???
Aeris: To see if any of that pocky is salvagable!
Aeris sticks the tongue depressor down Yuffie's throat to get her to puke.
Tifa: No luck.............
Ultimate weapon flys down, suddenly, and kicks the reactor over.
Yuffie: NOOOO! My pocky!
Tifa and Aeris: Our fun!
Yuffie: Thats it! You've crossed the line!!
Yuffie belches so loud that it makes Ulti fall apart.
Tifa: Wow.......that was cool.....
Aeris: What?!
Yuffie: I'm.....uggh....something is wrong with that pocky...
Back at the condo...............
Moi ô¿ô: She's got that?!?
Doctor: Fraid so......
Moi ô¿ô: I'll tell her...nobody else wants to be there when she blows the "Great One" up.
Yuffie: The Great One!!
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....Yuffie?
Yuffie: He speaks my name! Oh glory, glory!
Moi ô¿ô: You have a rare disease, and I.....umm.....have to take you to my world to undergo treatment, since they don't have it here.......
Yuffie: I'd be honored!
Moi ô¿ô: No.....you wouldn't....
Yuffie: Why not?
Moi ô¿ô: We...*cough* have to travel through the dimensional....*cough* buthole...*cough*
Yuffie: NO! I REFUSE TO BE DEGRATED SO!
Moi ô¿ô: Oy..........Well, you can stay here and die then.
Yuffie: Die?! NO!
Moi ô¿ô: Fine....then you're coming with me through the dimensional butthole.
Yuffie: The real world....Now I'm scared!
THE END ô¿ô! For now................