Kirby couldn't sleep, the loud rumbling coming from his stomach keeping him awake. Eventually he decided to go and get something to eat from the kitchen. He ran all the way to the kitchen and dashed to the fridge, where he got some bread and bacon out.

He walked over to the oven and put the bacon inside before turning it on. "KIRBY HELP! I'M HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS AGAIN!" Shadow ran in with a... wait is that a Bazooka? Anyway, Kirby face palmed, this was his third identity crisis this week! The Puffball however did not like denying peoples request for help, so followed Shadow into wherever the fuck he was going.

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Kirby ran back to the kitchen counter, where sadly his bacon got burned. He decided to go get some more from the fridge, before realizing it was *drum roll please* EMPTY! Kirby noticed a sticky note that read "That fat-a fuck Wario ate the food, from ITSA ME MARIO"

The puffball realized he was gonna have to go shopping to get some more bacon and bread, he ran to a stall Tom Nook set up outside the mansion. "Hello Mr. Kickball! What would you like today!" Tom Nook asked Kirby, who pointed to a picture of bread and bacon. "Ah! Lovely! Two pound please!" Tom Nook said.

Kirby casually put a pile of Anime DVDs on the table before running off with the bacon and bread. Tom Nook looked at the DVDs in disbelief, "H-H-How did he know I watch this stuff?"

The Puffball went back to the kitchen where he put the bacon in the oven again. Mario then ran in, shouting random gibberish. "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAG-" Mario got slapped out the kitchen, Kirby was not in the mood for memes, he just wanted a bacon sandwich GODDAMMIT!

King Dedede then burst into the kitchen, "KIRBEE! WHERE IS MY MILK!" King Dedede shouted. "POYO!" Kirby shouted back in anger. Dedede got enraged and prepared to hit Kirby... until the puffball got a shotgun out. "WHERE DID YA GET A SHOTGUN?" Dedede shouted. Kirby threw the shotgun to Dedede. "Wait... you want me to shoot you." King Dedede asked Kirby, who nodded.

"FINE THEN! 3, 2, 1!" King Dedede's plan to shoot Kirby backfired (no pun intended) and instead the shotgun created a strong recoil which made King Dedede smash through ten rooms before he got knocked out. Kirby resumed to looking at his bacon cook until Sonic dashed into the room. "KIRBY HELP! SEGA IS MAKING ANOTHER SONIC GAME AGAIN!" Sonic shouted in distress. "Poyo?" Kirby said. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG!" Kirby couldn't say no to Sonic, not in his time of need so he followed Sonic so they could stop the game from being made.

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Kirby ran back to the kitchen where he saw that his bacon was now fully cooked, thank god someone turned the oven off! Kirby got the bacon out and put the bread on it. Kirby then prepared to eat it before the Piranha Plant snatched it out of his hand and ate it in one gulp. Kirby looked pissed now. Peach, who was cooking dinner for the smashers looked from the other side of the kitchen, the last time someone stole Kirby's food, they ended up in hospital for five weeks!

Kirby, out of nowhere got a pipe bomb and threw it into Piranha Plants mouth. The plant exploded with the remains going everywhere. "Here Kirby... have a bacon sandwich, just don't kill anyone else okay?" Peach offered a bacon sandwich to Kirby, who gladly accepted the offer. Peach felt terrified, who knew that something cute and adorable like Kirby could be so terrifying when someone gets on their bad side.

I... honestly don't know where this story came from... rate and review...

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