Gundam Wing Nursery Rhymes
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I do not own the nursery rhymes mentioned in this ficlet. They are owned by Mother Goose. Warnings: Some Relena-Bashing ahead. Rated PG for some disturbing mental images I had while writing this. Note: Come on, you had to have heard at least ONE of these when you were a chibi!!! Sing along!!!!
JACK HORNER-err, Duo Maxwell! //Little Jack Horner sat in the corner// //Eating his Christmas pie// Duo: **In a corner.** //He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,// //And said, 'What a good boy am I!!"// Duo: Ah, screw the plum! **Sticks in his thumb.** Mmm! Lemon meringue! ^.^
LITTLE BO RELENA //Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep// //And can't tell where to find them// Relena: **Dressed in a hideous foofy-pink shepherdess dress.** SHEEEPPP!!! I'm right over here so come and GRAZE already!!! //Leave them alone, and they'll come home,// //And bring their little tails behind them.// Heero: **Dressed in a sheepskin jacket.** Not necessarily. **Burps.** Relena: You mean old so-and-so!! **Whacks him over the head with shepherd stick.**
TO MARKET //To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,// Hilde and Catherine: **Chasing an overweight Wufei from the market.** STUPID SEXIST PIG!!! : ( Wufei: Oink. Oink. Oink. //Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.// Trowa: HONEEEYYY!!! I'm HOOOMMEEE!!!
TWO BIRDS //There were two birds that sat on a stone// Relena: Hey. Chirp. Dorothy: Yo. Chirp. Relena: **Begins to sing.** Dorothy: o_O //Fa lalala lel de// //One flew away and then there was one// Relena: **Continues to sing.** //Fa lalala lel de// //The other bird flew after, and then there was none// //Fa lalala lel de// //And then the stone was left alone// Stone: Boo. Hoo. Hoo. ( //Fa lalala lel de//
GEORGY PORGY //Georgy Porgy pudding and pie// Treize: **Finishes a bowl of puddin-n-pie.** //Kissed the girls and made them cry// Une: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! //When the boys came out to play// G-Boys: Hai!! **Wave.** Gundams: Vrooom. //Georgy Porgy ran away.// Trieze: Eeeeep! **Runs away.**
HUMPTY DUMPTY //Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.// Zechs: **Sitting on a wall in the Libra.** Heero: Omae O Korosu //Humpty Dumpty had a great fall// Libra: Kablooie. Zechs: **Falls.** //All the king's horses// Horses: Neigh!! **Hold up Superglue.** //And all the king's men// Men: Neigh! **Hold up duct tape.** //Could not put Humpty together again.// Noin: **Thinking.** I could Humpty that Dumpty all day!!!! XD
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE //Hey diddle diddle, the Quatre and the fiddle// Quatre: **Playing 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' on the fiddle.** Meow!!! ^.^ //The cow jumped over the moon// Relena: MoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!! **Pillots a spaceship over the moon.** //The little dog laughed to see such an explosion.err, sport// Heero: **Breaks out detonation button and blows up the moon and Relena.** MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! //And the dish ran away with the spoon.// Duo: **Batting eyelashes.** Hey, baby, wanna go to Vegas and get hitched???
GIRL WITH A CURL //There was a little girl who had a little curl// //Right in the middle of her forehead// Relena: **Sporting a new 'do.** Hey, everyone, I got my hair done!! Pagan: **Shudders.** Heero: **Shudders.**' Dorothy: **Shudders.** Random Maids and Servants: **Shudder.** //When she was good, she was very, very good// Relena: I think I'll go make world peace today! : ) //But when she was bad, she was horrid// Relena: WHAT?!?! ALL YOU FREAKIN' LITTLE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE A QUEEN'S HAIR?!?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!! :-O
The End!!! T-Chan: **Sweatdrop.** I'm sorry, I was bored. Chibi Duo: You made that obvious!!! Relena: I have never been so bashed in my entire life! Heero: I doubt that. Relena: Well...ummm... T-Chan: But I swear to Gackt, I'll never make you do chibi song parodies again!!! FORGIVE MEEE!!!!! Wufei: **Playing with Barbie dolls.** Duo: I think someone wants to stay chibi. o_O
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing. I do not own the nursery rhymes mentioned in this ficlet. They are owned by Mother Goose. Warnings: Some Relena-Bashing ahead. Rated PG for some disturbing mental images I had while writing this. Note: Come on, you had to have heard at least ONE of these when you were a chibi!!! Sing along!!!!
JACK HORNER-err, Duo Maxwell! //Little Jack Horner sat in the corner// //Eating his Christmas pie// Duo: **In a corner.** //He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,// //And said, 'What a good boy am I!!"// Duo: Ah, screw the plum! **Sticks in his thumb.** Mmm! Lemon meringue! ^.^
LITTLE BO RELENA //Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep// //And can't tell where to find them// Relena: **Dressed in a hideous foofy-pink shepherdess dress.** SHEEEPPP!!! I'm right over here so come and GRAZE already!!! //Leave them alone, and they'll come home,// //And bring their little tails behind them.// Heero: **Dressed in a sheepskin jacket.** Not necessarily. **Burps.** Relena: You mean old so-and-so!! **Whacks him over the head with shepherd stick.**
TO MARKET //To market, to market, to buy a fat pig,// Hilde and Catherine: **Chasing an overweight Wufei from the market.** STUPID SEXIST PIG!!! : ( Wufei: Oink. Oink. Oink. //Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.// Trowa: HONEEEYYY!!! I'm HOOOMMEEE!!!
TWO BIRDS //There were two birds that sat on a stone// Relena: Hey. Chirp. Dorothy: Yo. Chirp. Relena: **Begins to sing.** Dorothy: o_O //Fa lalala lel de// //One flew away and then there was one// Relena: **Continues to sing.** //Fa lalala lel de// //The other bird flew after, and then there was none// //Fa lalala lel de// //And then the stone was left alone// Stone: Boo. Hoo. Hoo. ( //Fa lalala lel de//
GEORGY PORGY //Georgy Porgy pudding and pie// Treize: **Finishes a bowl of puddin-n-pie.** //Kissed the girls and made them cry// Une: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! //When the boys came out to play// G-Boys: Hai!! **Wave.** Gundams: Vrooom. //Georgy Porgy ran away.// Trieze: Eeeeep! **Runs away.**
HUMPTY DUMPTY //Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.// Zechs: **Sitting on a wall in the Libra.** Heero: Omae O Korosu //Humpty Dumpty had a great fall// Libra: Kablooie. Zechs: **Falls.** //All the king's horses// Horses: Neigh!! **Hold up Superglue.** //And all the king's men// Men: Neigh! **Hold up duct tape.** //Could not put Humpty together again.// Noin: **Thinking.** I could Humpty that Dumpty all day!!!! XD
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE //Hey diddle diddle, the Quatre and the fiddle// Quatre: **Playing 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' on the fiddle.** Meow!!! ^.^ //The cow jumped over the moon// Relena: MoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!! **Pillots a spaceship over the moon.** //The little dog laughed to see such an explosion.err, sport// Heero: **Breaks out detonation button and blows up the moon and Relena.** MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! //And the dish ran away with the spoon.// Duo: **Batting eyelashes.** Hey, baby, wanna go to Vegas and get hitched???
GIRL WITH A CURL //There was a little girl who had a little curl// //Right in the middle of her forehead// Relena: **Sporting a new 'do.** Hey, everyone, I got my hair done!! Pagan: **Shudders.** Heero: **Shudders.**' Dorothy: **Shudders.** Random Maids and Servants: **Shudder.** //When she was good, she was very, very good// Relena: I think I'll go make world peace today! : ) //But when she was bad, she was horrid// Relena: WHAT?!?! ALL YOU FREAKIN' LITTLE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE A QUEEN'S HAIR?!?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!! :-O
The End!!! T-Chan: **Sweatdrop.** I'm sorry, I was bored. Chibi Duo: You made that obvious!!! Relena: I have never been so bashed in my entire life! Heero: I doubt that. Relena: Well...ummm... T-Chan: But I swear to Gackt, I'll never make you do chibi song parodies again!!! FORGIVE MEEE!!!!! Wufei: **Playing with Barbie dolls.** Duo: I think someone wants to stay chibi. o_O