This is supposed to have no point whatsoever except to be insane so forgive random randomness!
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On a Demon's Day Off
Chapter One: Bishounen Senshi Sailor Thorn
Fighting demons by moonlight
Runs from fan girls by daylight
Attacks with rose pedals all night
He is the one named Sailor Thorn
He will always stand by his friends
N' fight for short people till the end
He's running out of cash to spend
He is the one named Sailor…
Sailor Sniper
Sailor Rei Ken
Sailor Black Flame
Sailor Yusuke
With secret admirers
All too known for him
He is the one named Sailor Thorn
Wearing drag by night-light
Runs from fan boys by daylight
With Sailor Detectives to help fight
He is the one named Sailor Thorn
He is the one named Sailor Thorn
He is the one… Sailor Thorn!"What a loser song! Turn that shit off!" Yusuke barked over the magazine he was reading.
"Sorry Yusuke." Kurama apologized after hitting the stop button. "I thought we could all use some music playing and that was the only CD I could find…"
"Remind me again why we are at Kuwabara's house and inside his room?" Hiei grumbled in a very ticked off tone.
"We've been having more demon sightings in the Ningenkai so we have to think about what we should do about it." Yusuke explained without looking up from his magazine.
"That still doesn't explain why we have to be here at the fool's house." Hiei snapped.
Yusuke looked up from his magazine and sweat dropped. "My place is a complete mess."
"My mother is very sick." Kurama said sadly.
"She's almost always sick, Kurama. Doesn't she ever get better?" Yusuke questioned.
"Stupid humans… they're so weak… can't even be healthy for a long period of time…" Kurama muttered bitterly.
"So why don't we go to your house Hiei, if it bothers you so much to be over at Kuwabara's?" Yusuke asked while beginning to read his magazine again.
"I live in a tree in Kurama's back yard…" Hiei answered lamely.
"What are you guys talking about?" Kuwabara barged into the room to barge into the conversation.
"None of your business. Where have you been? We've been sitting here in your room for thirty minutes." Hiei growled.
"I had to go to the bathroom…" Kuwabara mumbled.
No one pursued the matter.
"So, about the demons…" Yusuke started but something small, blue, and with a tuft of black hair on the top of its head came out of Yusuke's jacket.
"I have an idea!" Puu said in a very deep voice that did not suit the little fluff ball guy.
"What the hell! You can talk, Puu!" Yusuke exclaimed in surprise and scooted away from Puu.
"Yes, but I thought I would lead you all on like gullible fools into believing that I only made cute 'puu' sounds." Puu laughed evilly as everyone sweat dropped.
"You said you had an idea, Puu?" Kurama asked, pretending he wasn't surprised that Puu could talk because nothing surprises Kurama!
"Yes, didn't you hear me the first time or are you deaf, fox boy?" Puu rolled his eyes.
Kurama was deeply insulted. Only his fan girls could refer to him as fox boy…
"Spit it out already you stupid ball of fluff!" Hiei snapped.
"Very well, three eyes…" Puu cleared his throat after insulting the second member of the tantei. "You must all transform into the Sailor Senshi in order to battle these demons in disguise or you will be seen by humans otherwise." Puu explained.
"Sailor Senshi?" Yusuke wondered.
"You mean like Sailor Moon!" Kuwabara exclaimed excitedly.
All heads turned to Kuwabara. "You mean to say that you actually watch Sailor Moon?" They all asked in unison. Kurama pretended not to be surprised again but we all know he was.
"N-no! Shizuru watches it!" Kuwabara stuttered.
"Um… okay." Everyone didn't believe him too much.
"Anyway!" Puu continued. "You should all transform into Sailor Senshi and I will help you out."
"Hey! Then are you supposed to be like Luna or Artemis!" Kuwabara pointed to Puu.
Once again everyone turned to him but this time they all confirmed that it was true. "You do watch Sailor Moon!"
Kuwabara bowed his head in shame.
Puu didn't talk until he was sure he wouldn't get interrupted again. "Now… Kurama, repeat after me," Kurama nodded to show he was listening. "Thorny Rose Power, Make-up."
"Um… okay…" Kurama stood and repeated what Puu told him to say. "Thorny Rose Power, Make-up!" At once he was engulfed by rose pedals and when the rose pedals fell to the floor around him, Kurama was wearing a sailor style fuku with a red ribbon, tiara, and yes… even a skirt. There was also a rose brooch on his chest and matching earrings. The poor fox was even wearing red high heels but Kurama tried to pretend that he wasn't surprised but internally he was very embarrassed at being in a skirt in front of everybody else.
Yusuke fell over, dieing from laughter. "OH MY GOD! KURAMA YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!" Hiei on the other hand, was too stunned to say anything.
"Who's going to clean up all the rose petals?" Kuwabara asked stupidly since after Kurama's transformation there was an abundance of rose petals scattered about on the floor.
Kurama blushed and turned to the mirror Kuwabara had in his room. Indeed… Kurama looked like a girl… a very pretty girl…
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Kuwabara jumped up and down with glee. "Do we all get pretty fuku and cool transformations, too!"
Puu glared at Kuwabara. "You don't get a cool transformation but you do get to wear Sailor fuku. Although I think that if anybody saw Kuwabara in sailor fuku they would die then and there." Puu shook his head to get the image of Kuwabara in fuku out of his mind.
"Um hello! Even if we do this, people would recognize us and think we're weirdoes for running around killing bad guys in SKIRTS!" Yusuke was having trouble with keeping a straight face now that Kurama was wearing a skirt.
"Nope." Puu said matter-of-factly. "No one will recognize you in your disguises because it's… MAGIC! So don't question the magic!"
"Like I'm supposed to believe that…" Yusuke shook his head.
"You will transform and go save the day like good little heroines… I mean heroes!"
"What is this, the Power Puff Girls?" Yusuke muttered incoherently.
Puu fluttered about Yusuke's head angrily. "You're next Yusuke! Yell out: Yusuke Power, Make-up!"
"There's no way in Hell… you could at least come up with something less corny you stupid ball of fluff!" A flustered Yusuke shouted.
"Say it or I'll… kill myself, therefore killing you too!" Puu exclaimed like a mad scientist.
"It works the other way around buddy. Killing yourself would do jack squat to me." Yusuke pointed out.
Puu thought deeply for a few minutes, trying to come up with a decent blackmail to get Yusuke to do his bidding. "Fine then… I'll just tell Keiko about all the porn videos you've hidden in your sock drawer!"
Yusuke winced and was probably thinking about the many ways Keiko would torture him and kill him if she found out about his porn. "All right fine! I'll say your stupid thingy…" Standing, Yusuke didn't meet the eyes of the others as he muttered through clenched teeth, "Yusuke power, make-up…"
There was a bright flash of blue light and when everyone could see Yusuke again, horror struck their faces.
TO BE CONTINUED
Well uh… that's it for chapter one. Hope you enjoyed it and please review on your way out!