A/N: So I couldn't find a satisfactory beginning for this, but the prompt is that it is somehow revealed to the Seven plus Nico that Percabeth... *whispers* did it. A tiny crackfic.
"Ah... I see," it turned towards Annabeth, drawling out his words with hints of a smirk playing at its lips. "At night, you're not the one who's the boss."
"Does this mean what I think it means?!"
"You two had sex?"
"Somebody cover Hazel's ears!"
"How could you have done this?!"
"We're both seventeen Jason I think it was a long time coming!"
"But- It's against the rules!"
"What rules, this is so romantic!"
"Yeah okay but BDSM...? Classic. Classic!"
"What's BDSM?"
"Bible Discussion and Study Meetings. Frank, cover Hazel's ears now!"
"It was not BDSM! Leo, get your head out of the gutter!"
"I'm not the one who's filthy, Annabeth ;)"
"That's why I kept hearing sounds from your cabin? I thought you were just missing Percy a lot. I didn't know there were two people involved..."
"Classic. Classic."
"That means you really did it?"
"Yes Frank. Don't look so terrified. We really did it! The frick-frack!"
"Cover. Hazel's. Ears."
"But- but the rules!"
"Why are you so uptight, Jason?!"
"Yeah, Maybe IF YOU FINALLY AGREE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO UPTIGHT!"
"..."
"Pipes..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Classic. Classic!"
Bonus: "Put your clothes on!"