Why hello there! I bet you're here for the M-rated stuff, since you can only find this story by filtering M-ratings. Well if that's the case, pull your pants back up. I'm not gonna have them fucking like bunnies (pun definitely intended) in the first chapter, you always gotta build up to the moment. So let's start building it up right now!
Lexi was sleeping when she felt the sun on her eyes, making her wake up. After stretching and yawning, she got out of bed and got dressed. She headed towards the kitchen, where she found everyone else already sat at the table, having their usual breakfast. Ace was the first to notice her.
"Mornin' Lex. I already made some coffee for ya." He said when he handed her a cup of coffee while she sat down next to him.
"Thanks, hunny bunny." She said as she took a sip.
"Oh god, you two've been together for only a day and you're already giving each other pet names. Are you really gonna do that?" Duck complained.
"I don't know, what do you think, pumpkin pie?" He said as he looked at Lexi.
"Gee, maybe, sweetheart." Lex said as she looked back at him.
"Stop it!" Duck said.
"Sugar plum"
"Stud muffin"
"GOD DAMMIT!" Duck yelled, stomping off.
They all waited before they heard his door slam shut before erupting into laughter. They laughed on for a few minutes before it died down.
"Really, though? 'Stud muffin'" Ace asked, drinking his coffee.
"I knew it would be the breaking point for him." She replied.
"By the way, you guys got anything planned for the day?" Tech asked.
"No, not really." Ace said
"Me neither." Lexi agreed.
"Great, 'cause I was hoping you two would test my machine."
"Sure, what is it?"
"It's- this- awesome- machine- that- let's- you- see- who- your- ancestors- were!"Rev said
"Really? That sounds pretty cool."
"Yep, and hopefully it does just that." Tech said.
They all got up and headed to the lab, where Tech showed them the machine. It was medium sized and box shaped, with a screen and numpad on top and a slightly large hole in the middle.
"Ladies first." Ace said.
"Okay. So how does it work, Tech?" Lexi asked, approaching the machine.
"It's easy. First, you stick your hand into the hole here, and a small needle pricks you, getting some of your blood. Then, the machine uses your DNA to trace back your genealogy to whatever dates you enter on the numpad here."
"Okay, sounds easy enough."
Lexi thought and decided to search for an ancestor from the 21st century, and stuck her hand in the machine. She winced at the needle prick, then entered '1990 - 2020' on the numpad. The screen turned on with a loading bar labeled 'TRACING DNA…', before finally loading.
"Woah!" Lexi said, as she looked at the screen.
"What?" Ace said, walking over to see for himself.
"Wow, it seems that you're the descendant of Lola Bunny." Tech said.
"'Lola Bunny was a well-known actor in multiple films, most often with Bugs Bunny, who she eventually wed.'" Ace read off the bio on the screen.
"Huh, it's pretty cool to have a famous descendant." Lexi said, stepping back from the machine.
"Yeah. I wonder if I have a 21st century descendant who worked with her." Ace said stepping up to it.
He stuck his hand into the hole, and the needle pricked it. He was about to enter the numpad when he asked,
"Oh, Lex? What dates did you enter?"
"I just entered '1990 to 2020'."
Ace entered the dates as well, and the loading screen popped up. After loading, Ace gawked at it.
"So, who is it?" Tech asked.
"Woah, Bugs Bunny." Lexi said.
"'Bugs Bunny was a famous actor in many films who is best known for trickery, deceit, and cross-dressing, and starred with others such as Daffy Duck, Elmer J. Fudd, and Lola Bunny, who eventually married him.'" She read.
"Woah, woah, woah." Ace said
"What is it?" Lexi asked.
"If both of our descendants married, doesn't that make us relatives?" Ace asked.
"Oh god, I hope not." Lexi said with a slightly disgusted face. "Does it, Tech?"
"Well, if you were talking about family in the 27th century, then yeah, probably. But this is the 21st century, nearly an entire millennium. Their children probably married other families, who in turn married other families, and so on. So there is a very, very slim chance that you're blood related."
"But, our last names are the same." Ace said.
"So was Bugs' and Lola's, but they weren't related." Tech said.
"Whew, that's a relief. It'd be awkward if I was dating my 5th cousin." Lexi said.
"Yeah, agreed." Ace said.
"Well, thanks for testing out my machine, Now I see it has no kinks or errors."
"Wait a minute, we don't know your ancestor, Tech." Lexi said.
"Yeah, it wouldn't be fair since you know ours." Ace agreed.
"Fine, I'm curious anyway."
Tech then inserted his hand into the machine and entered the same dates, and yet again the loading screen came up.
"Wile E. Coyote." Tech said.
"'Wile E. Coyote was best known for his film in which he chases the Road Runner with outlandish inventions that always failed and/or harmed him.'" He read.
"Guess inventions run in the family, Tech." Ace said.
"Although they work for you, at least." Lexi said.
"Well after 700 years, I'm sure we learned from our mistakes." He said.
"I'm getting a bit hungry, you wanna go grab a bite, Lex?" Ace asked.
"Sure, but no pizza. I'm stuffed from yesterday." "Alright. See ya, Tech!" Ace said as he and Lexi walked out of the lab.