This is just a series of fun one-shots that I decided to start up. Please review and let me know what you think. If you have requests, just let me know in the reviews. As for limits on the requests, I will normally base the one-shots off of a word and I refuse to do any sort of gory or lemons, unless you mean the type of lemons that grow on trees. Other than that, you can request anything.

Pie

"Honestly, couldn't you just make something less messy?" Calcifer irritated-ly asked the young boy while the fire demon was being dripped on by strawberry filling. A pie was hanging on a rack above the fire demon.

"Relax Calcifer. They are going to love it!" Michael said with excitement to the fire demon.

"What a pretty fire," the old witch said in a childish voice.

"Remind me why I'm doing this again," Calcifer whined to the boy.

"You promised you would help make Sophie and Master Howl's secret anniversary pie," Michael whined back. Calcifer sighed before continuing cooking the pie.

"At least back up and stop poking at it," the fire demon said with obvious irritation.

"What a pretty fire," the old witch said again.

"How am I supposed to know when the pie is done? Where are Master Howl and Sophie?" Michael asked.

"They went out to the market. Howl also said that he was going to take Sophie out for a picnic. They should be back soon, now that I think of it. As for how much longer your pie will take-"

"WAIT! They're going to be her soon?"

"Calm down. Your pie is almost done. Go grab some cloths so you don't burn your hands." Michael did as Calcifer said and quickly came back. "Do you have everything set up to put the pie down, like say, a cloth to put under the pie so you don't burn the table?"

"Oh! Yeah," Michael grabbed a third cloth and grabbed a small table. He placed the towel on the table before turning back to Calcifer. "What next?"

"Use your first two cloths to grab the pie carefully and put it on the table before it burns. Other than that, you should be ready," Calcifer instructed. Michael followed every step with caution. He had just placed the pie on the table when Howl and Sophie walked in.

"HAPPY THIRD WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!" Michael and Calcifer said together.

"What a pretty fire," the old witch repeated.