Silly Song Scenarios
Disney songs sung by non/Disney characters
Song #1: Kiss the Girl
Characters: Jack Frost-vocals
Jim Hawkins…annoyed as hell
Jack Frost and Jim Hawkins sit in the park in Burgess where Jim is visiting. Jack looks over and spots a teenage girl walking nearby. A devilish smile crosses his face.
"Oh Jim," he sing-songs, "there's you're girlfriend."
Jim looks over and growls, "she's not my girlfriend."
"But you wish she was," Jack prods, "why not give her a kiss?"
Jim freezes, "no way! We're just friends."
Jack shakes his head, "pathetic Jim."
Jim shrugs, "it's the way it is deal with it."
Jack's smiles grows bigger, "or maybe you just need a little push."
Jack pulls out a set of bongo drums. "First we got to create da mood," Jack says in a bad Jamaican accent.
Jim panics. Oh he wouldn't! And where'd he get those bongos?
Jack begins to sing.
There you see her, sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say but there's something about her
We talk all the time she's got plenty to say
And you don't know why but you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
No I wanna beat you with those bongos
Yes you want her, look at her you know you do
No I don't!
It's possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
I'm sure there's more than one way
It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Uh no she might smack me for that
Sing with me now
Not a chance snowball
Sha la-la-la-la-la
My oh my look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
I'm not shy, I'm just a gentleman
Sha la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
No what's sad is your singing
Ain't it a shame too bad
You gonna miss the girl
But I'm not gonna miss when I give you a fat lip
"Come on Jim what are you waiting for, give her a big smooch," Jack urges. "No way not happening," Jim replies. "Afraid she doesn't like you," Jack teases. "Please how could she not like me," Jim asks offended. Jack shrugs, "probably pretty easily." Jack jumps up a tree as Jim takes a swing at him. Jack laughed and resumes singing.
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Yeah my moment to knock you out, and where the hell is the blue lagoon the lake's frozen dumbass
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
Anytime but now would be perfect like July
She don't say a word and she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
We talk every day! Were you even listening?! Hey, hello?
Sha la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
I'm not scared!
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Only thing I'm in the mood for is kicking your ass
Sha la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now, don't try to hide it how you wanna kiss the girl
No I DON'T!
Sha la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
No you're telling me to kiss her
Sha la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
Absolutely not!
You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl?
Because you're still here
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
"So what's her name Jim," Jack asked, "I'm gonna call her over." Jim takes another swing at Jack. "I'm gonna kill you for this," Jim growls angrily. Jack laughs, "um how can you I'm already a spirit." "Just hold still so I can beat you like those bongos," Jim shot back.
Jack just laughs and calls out to the girl. "Hey cutie my buddy Jim has something for you." "Shut up Jack," Jim yells, "leave Julie out of this." "Oh that's her name," Jack smirks, "oh by the way she can't see me remember." Jim turns red realizing it looks like he's been yelling at no one.
Jack flies into a tree and chants, "Jim and Julie sitting in a tree."
"Stop it Jack," Jim demands.
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G," Jack continues, "first comes love then comes marriage."
"And here comes me to beat you senseless," Jim growls climbing the tree. Jack jumps up higher then flies off chanting, "then comes Jim with a baby carriage." Jim sighs in defeat, "I hate it when he does that."