Here's the story about how cows took over Wars World. I do not own Advance Wars (anymore).
One bright sunny day, Sturm (back from the dead (Hawke has no idea that his Super Power really sucks when you have an Action Replay)) decides he hasn't caused enough damage. He sends out the followers of Black Hole who are still faithful to him after Hawke tried to take over. "Come, fellow retards! We will try to take over Wars World yet again and hopelessly fail yet again!"
In Orange Star, Andy is fixing something (probably the toilet) while Max sits working out. Nell and Sami are playing poker.
"Why do I keep losing," Sami whines. Nell just smiles and whispers something about luck. A knocking sound disturbs everyone. Kanbei walks in, followed by Eagle and Grit.
"We have some bad news," Grit says in his country singing accent. Nell arches an eyebrow. "A massive onrush of cows has invaded." Max snorts in the background.
"Why is that bad news? The bacon diet we've been eating around here is getting old," Sami says.
"The cows are coming
from Sturm's world." This silences everyone in the room. Andy
walks in and sees everyone.
"PARTY!!!!" Everyone stares at
him. "What, no party?" They slowly shake their heads. He looks
downcast and returns to fixing the toilet.
Back to Sturm's attack force. He surveys the area.
"A lot of green grass…this is good…" Then he realizes what he is saying and stops, shaking his head. He commands his troops, clad in black uniforms, to spread out and do a little recon. When they are gone, he starts munching on grass unconsciously. One of the soldiers, returning early, sees this strange sight. He thinks to himself, 'how does the grass get inside that mask?'
"Lord Sturm!" The robot-like CO jumps up.
"How dare you creep up on your Lord like that! METEOR STRIKE!!!" A meteor comes down and crushes the soldier. Sturm returns to munching his grass.