This isn't even a real story I just fooled you into clicking on it funny how the stupidest things get us to laugh while the smartest (nice word;)) make us go
Huh?
But if you are stupid enough to actually continue to read this then here's a treat to you ( or not)
a women knows all about her children:
their dentist appointments
their quidich matches
their grades
etc…..
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.
Wow! That was funny know here is the stupidest joke you ever heard
What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?
(Get in the boat!)
now here is a long boring one
What's the weather like?
Caps lock.
Because when heavy rain (or something) is called Shift.
Shift key Caps lock. Geddit, geddit?
Done!
Now congratulations on wasting 3 point 7 minuets of your life.
;)