Despite being in such a chaotic state, Shandra Jiminez, the news anchor lady still had to look presentable for the public of Gravity Falls, since she always believed that people needed to be updated about this horrible strange event. Jim, her cameraman was standing opposite her ready to broadcast her live as she was standing tall and proud with her wireless trusty news microphone in her hand.
"We are Day 14 in this strange, cataclysmic event which some are calling, 'Weirdmageddon,' or the 'Oddpacalypse,' weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain and frequent showers of flying eyeballs turning people into stone. I'm Shandra Jimenez and I… ate a rat for a dinner."
"You ate a rat for dinner? What the hell was that about? Need I remind you we are live."
"I'm just out of my mind right now! Since it is the end of the world!"
"RAT'S ARE ACTUALLY TASTY!" All of a sudden the powerful, tyrannical Nightmare Demon pops by as Shandra and Jim scream in shock, "HEY THERE, NEWS-LADY!"
"He's there! Jim are you getting this?! Get a shot of him!" Jim the cameraman then moves his camera towards the floating triangle but Bill then all of a sudden zaps and vaporises Jim, "OH I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, I JUST GET NERVOUS AROUND CAMERA! SO WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, NO PAPARAZZI PLEASE, THANK YOU!"
"Jim? What… happened? What did you to him?"
"JIM? THAT WAS HIS NAME? EHHH? LET'S JUST SAY YOU NEED A NEW CAMERAMAN?"
"What are you? Who are you? What do you want from me?!"
"NAME'S BILL! NIGHTMARE DEMON EXTRAORDINAIRE, DOING WHAT I DO BEST, TERRORISING PEOPLE AND MAKING YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TRUE! FOR EXAMPLE, YOUR RATINGS ARE PLUMMETING DOWN LIKE A SKY ROCKET!" Sandra was shocked in hearing this, typically.
"Our ratings? No! This can't be! How could our ratings be going down? People should be updated in these things!"
"MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE WORLD ENDING AND THEY HAVE NO TIME TO WATCH TV, OR IS IT JUST BECAUSE YOUR SHOW'S JUST PLAIN BORING?!"
"I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, NEWS LADY, OR SHOULD I SAY SHANDRA JIMINEZ, WHENEVER SOMETHING EXCITING'S HAPPENING SOMEWHERE YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THERE JUST TO GET A STORY, SHOVING MICROPHONES INTO PEOPLE'S FACES ASKING THEM LOADS OF ANNOYING QUESTIONS. ANYTHING JUST TO GET A NEW "SCOOP!" Bill then all of a sudden took her microphone and pointed it at her threateningly, "BUT DON'T WORRY! I HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW TO BOOST YOUR RATINGS!"
All of a sudden, he then zapped Shandra's body from the neck down then all of a sudden morphed into her news microphone stand. Her microphone stand's/body's size decreased to the normal size of a news microphone. Shandra's head was only remaining on the microphone stand. Her resemblance was a head on a stick.
"AHH! What did you do to me?! My body! I'm a microphone?!"
"HA! YEAH YOU LOOK LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE AND YOUR HEAD IS THE "SCOOP!" GET IT?! SCOOP! AHAHAHAHA! OH MAN I'M JUST TOO MUCH!" Bill then picked up the merged woman/mike and set the camera in front of himself and starting flicking Shandra's face, "TESTING! TESTING! ONE TWO THREE! IS THIS THING ON?!" Bill then raised the woman/microphone up as if it were a real microphone and took Shandra's position as news anchor. He was still poking her face and eye like a regular mic.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! This is so nothing worth news etiquette!" Sandra angrily muttered to herself. The camera then flashed red dot and Bill began as he was seen through every screen in town, due to his powers.
"LOOK I'M ON TV! HI MA!"
"Like you would ever have a mother you disgusting cockroach!" the head muttered in anger through gritted teeth.
Bill then poked her in the eye again to shut her up for while. "AND WE'RE LIVE IN 5, 4,3,2,1… ATTENTION TO ALL MY MORTAL, TERRIFIED SUBJECTS! I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY I'M BORED OF JUST TURNING YOU ALL INTO STONE, THERE'S NO FUN IN THAT! SO I HAVE A GAME WE CAN PLAY SINCE YOU'RE ALL MY LITTLE TOYS! THINK OF AN OBJECT THAT YOU ADMIRE OR TREASURE MOST OR JUST ANY OBJECT OR ANIMAL OR WHATEVER! BECAUSE WHENEVER I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHT, I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO THAT! OR MAYBE WHATEVER I LIKE! WHO KNOWS!" Bill then moved the mic/head on a stick close to the lens of the camera so everyone could have a closer look as the head tried to look away in embarrassment,
"LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC LADY FOR EXAMPLE! RECOGNISE THE FACE? YOUR BELOVED NEWS ANCHOR! I TURNED HER INTO A HEAD ON A STICK! OR A MICROPHONE TO BE EXACT! ISN'T IT AWESOME! BUT DON'T BE JEALOUS MY FRIENDS 'CAUSE DON'T THINK I WON'T FIND YOU BECAUSE I WILL! I WILL FIIIIIIIND YOOOOOU!" Bill then turned his attention to his microphone, "ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR FANS, MIKE?!"
"Go to hell," Shandra's head muttered in anger as her voice wobbled with tears welling up.
"WHERE ELSE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! AHAHAHAHAHA! TESTING! POKE! POKE! IS THIS THING ON?!" Bill carries on poking Shandra in the eyes again.
A certain lumberjack girl called, Wendy Corduroy was watching from a distance and saw everything that happened. She felt sorry for Shandra as she noticed there was a tear running down Shandra's face which contained expression of shame and utter humiliation, from her eye which she could notice was steaming red from Bill's malicious poking. She then went up to Bill because he needed to intervene! No one should ever have a right to treat anyone like that. God or no god.
"Hey! You big dumb triangle! Turn that newslady back to normal! Or else!" Wendy yelled out loud as he approached him.
"WELL, WELL, WELL! WENDY COURDUROY! IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU! I'VE BEEN WATHING YOU TOO AND I MUST SAY I'M IMPRESSED! ALWAYS STICKING UP FOR OTHERS! YOU KNOW I'M REALLY AM IMPRESSED WITH YOU, CURDUROY! YOU HAVE SUCH A 'COOL' PERSONALITY! YOU'RE A VERY 'CHILL! GAL"
"Are the emphasis on those words which have something to do with, "cold," leading somewhere?" Wendy was confused.
"CORRECTEMONDO!" All of a sudden Bill then zaps Wendy and her body then it turns into a bag. Not just any bag but an Ice Pack. Her freckled face was seen on the ice pack. She was nothing but a little, helpless Ice Pack with two eyes, a nose, mouth with freckles on her cheeks but that was it. Her eyes were looking all over the place as she was lying on the floor staring up at Bill.
"Ugh! Dude! You! You little! ARR! You turned me into an Ice Cube?!" The little Ice Pack starting wriggling around.
"YEAH! AN ICE PACK SINCE YOU'RE SO COOL! HEY, NEWSLADY LOOK AT THIS!" Shandra's eyes were exploding with shock and fear.
"No! Not cool, man! Not cool! I'm so gonna kick your butt! Uggh!" The Ice Pack then started to wriggle around some more, squirming, struggling, Bill then laughing so hard he had a tear in his one eye.
"Do you have any idea what you're messing with? I'm from a lumberjack family! My dad, brothers and sisters are gonna see what you turned me into and they're gonna kick your cornered butt! You will be sorry! Ugggh! Errr!" yelled the ice pack still struggling.
"THEN I'LL JUST TELL YOUR DAD HE HAS A SHARP PERSONALITY AND TURN HIM INTO AN AXE. THEN I'LL TURN YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS INTO LUMBERWOOD AND USE HIM TO CUT THEM DOWN! SINCE, AS YOU SAID, YOU'RE FROM A LUMBERJACK FAMILY! AND I'LL PROBABLY LET YOU WATCH! AHAHAHAHA!"
The face on the ice pack was still struggling with her eyes filled with tears, anger and hatred. She was starting to realise that it was hopeless.
"You're sick! You're evil!" Shandra snapped Bill then looked at the mic in his hand and then back at Wendy the ice pack… then formed the most evilest idea ever.
"YOU COULDN'T BE ANY MORE RIGHT." Bill said in a dark tone which cause the news-lady to gulp.
Bill then picked up Wendy and opened her up. "AAAHH!" Wendy screamed, her face on the bag cringed as her eyes squeezed tightly and her jaw dropped as it really did hurt since the Ice Pack was her body. He then put Shandra/ the mic stand, head first into the Ice Bag, "IN YA GO!"
"No! No! Don't put me in there! It's cold! You'll mess up my hair! No!"
Bill did not listen and carried on mixing Shandra's head with the ice in the bag/Wendy. "IT'S A SCOOP OF ICE! AHAHAHAHAHA!" The girls were screaming from the torture, "LADIES! PLEASE! I JUST UNLEASHED HELL ON EARTH! YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I'M COOLING YOU OFF! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JIM ARE WE GETTING THIS?! AHAHAHAHA! ANY MORE HEROES OUT THERE?!" AHAHAHAHAHA!" Everything he was doing was on camera and whole of Gravity Falls could see.
And pulled Shandra's head out of the Ice Bag. Her face was coated in ice and cold, frozen snot was dribbling down from her nose as she sneezed from the cold and was gasping for air. "EEEW! YOU GOT ICE BOOGERS!" and then started to wipe Shandra's snot on Wendy the Ice Pack, who was recovering the pain but spluttering at the news-lady's snot being on her face as their faces were touching each other. "GEE! TORTURING PEOPLE IS FUN!" He was making kissing noises.
Pacifica was standing there witnessing the horror and tyranny Bill was doing to those poor girls in shock. Bill was prepared to put the mic stand, head first, back inside Wendy. "ALRIGHT BACK IN YA GO!" And then all of a sudden Bill caught the little blonde girl with his one eye.
"Pacifica, run!" The Ice Pack yelled.
"Wendy?! What happened to you?!" Pacifica yelled in shock.
"L… little… g,g,g… girl! J…j….just run!" screamed the shivering head on a mic stand.
"PERFECT." Bill said as he floated towards the helpless little girl, Bill then clicked his fingers and floated her up along in front of the camera. She was staring into the lens and then down at the ground which her feet were not touching, in sheer fright. Bill then grabbed Pacifica by the hair and angled her head to look up at the lens.
"YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!" the two girls screamed. Bill then put the mic stand, head first into the ice pack and then floated them up with Pacfica so the camera could get them all as well. The Ice Pack, Wendy was, was transparent so it could also capture Shandra's face as well.
"SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, BLONDIE! AND GET READY FOR YOUR NEW MAKEOVER!" Pacifica whimpered in confusion and fright.
"OH PINE TREE'S GOING TO ENJOY WHAT I'M GOIN TO TURN YOU INTO!"
To be continued.